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DVD-R Hell: "Bibleman"

5/21/2012

18 Comments

 
A superhero that kicks ass for the Lord!
18 Comments
Jason S.
1/22/2015 04:44:28 am

you know your religious beliefs are put into question when they can allow shit like this to exist.

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Mr. Mendo link
4/6/2015 06:47:05 pm

"Book of Books" isn't a song, it's a damn cadence! I half-expected them to start marching to a rifle range! LOL

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SkeletonWizard
4/7/2015 04:09:00 am

Oh sweet jesus I used to have to watch this shit when I was younger. My cousin even had a Bibleman costume.

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nroejb
6/5/2015 01:22:33 am

By comparing the Bible with telephone books and comics they leave themselves open for jokes like:
"The Bible, as realistic as a comic book and as interesting as a telephone book"
Should have avoided that.

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AJ
6/5/2015 03:31:09 pm

I'm glad I found this nightmare years after I left the church and it wasn't something I would have been subjected to in Sunday school.

Well, to be fair; Bibleman isn't as shitty as the game Captain Bible nor is it as chilling and uncomfortable as Joy Junction or Circle Square-- given the creepy puppets, soulless gazes from the kids, and (in the case of Joy Junction) pedophile puppeteers who want to eat the flesh of children.

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Blake Hussey
6/13/2015 02:48:46 am

You know what I realized after watching this a few times (besides the fact that it's extremely hilarious)? The kids don't actually present scenes from the fucking Bible. It might be just me, but if you're gonna promote something that's reportedly awesome you should at least reenact some scenes from it. The kids barely scraped the surface, and the Bible really isn't very good about history, politics, and especially science. That is, if you're interested in ancient history, extreme violence, and cheating husbands and kings who allowed their people build false idols

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Isabella
10/8/2017 06:44:10 am

the Bible was certainly the Mobile Suit Gundam of it's time

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Michael AR
2/1/2016 08:49:08 pm

"You're wearing out your welcome, Miles.....and Willie Aames." Yeah, that made me LOL.

Goddamn, it really DOES look like Decepto is getting brutally sodomized in that one scene. Talk about the Wrath Of God, am I right?

Dr. Insano FTW! FOR SCIENCE!

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Priest fom B.D.
4/4/2016 07:09:50 am

I smell plagiarism afoot!
There can be only one
who kicks arse for the lord!!

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Michael AR
12/8/2016 12:19:05 am

I totally want to see Dead Alive again at some point.

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Joseph De Leo
5/24/2016 05:35:16 pm

Hi I want to see all of the reviews. Why aren't all of the videos on here??

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Isabella
10/8/2017 06:42:12 am

I wonder who would win in a fight? Byakuren Hijiri (the leader of the Buddhists in the Touhou franchise) or Bibleman?

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world of mario link
11/2/2022 01:43:48 am

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connect dots link
6/1/2023 12:53:42 am

Oh dear jesus When I was younger, I was forced to sit through this shite and watch it. Even a costume of a Bibleman was owned by my relative.

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1/18/2025 07:05:48 am

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Dinosaur Game link
3/21/2025 12:09:27 am

Okay, Bibleman on DVD-R? Sounds like a special kind of Sunday school punishment! Seriously though, the low-budget aesthetic probably already made it look like it was running on a potato, making the DVD-R quality almost tragically fitting. Makes you wonder if they found the footage while trying to get a high score in the Dinosaur Game on a browser that kept crashing due to the Bibleman website's dial-up level optimization.

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are angel numbers biblical link
5/11/2025 09:57:11 am

Angel numbers, like repeating sequences (e.g., 111 or 444), are not found in the Bible and aren't a biblical concept. They come more from New Age beliefs and numerology than from Christian theology.

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