<![CDATA[The Cinema Snob - Suburban Knights]]>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 04:09:56 -0700Weebly<![CDATA[Audio Commentary: Suburban Knights]]>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:38:38 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/audio-commentary-suburban-knightsPhelous.  Brad.  Commentary. 
]]><![CDATA[Suburban Knights, Part 7]]>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 17:30:07 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-part-7A socially awkward health club employee falls into a barrel of toxic waste at the hands of psychopathic bullies, then grows super human strength to become the Avenger his small town has been praying for.
]]><![CDATA[Suburban Knights, Part 6]]>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 17:28:59 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-part-6A slightly disturbed and painfully shy young girl is sent away to summer camp with her cousin. Not long after their arrival, things start to go horribly wrong as campers turn up murdered in grisly fashions.
]]><![CDATA[Suburban Knights, Part 5]]>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:27:00 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-part-5A mentally unstable Vietnam vet begins a one man war against a small town police force.
]]><![CDATA[Suburban Knights, Part 4]]>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:25:24 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-part-4A large Halloween mask-making company has plans to kill millions of American children with something sinister hidden in Halloween masks.
]]><![CDATA[Suburban Knights, Part 3]]>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:23:47 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-part-3When a boy wishes to be big at a magic wish machine, he wakes up the next morning and finds himself in an adult body overnight.
]]><![CDATA[Suburban Knights, Part 2]]>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 17:21:35 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-part-2A tough cop is given his most difficult assignment: masquerade as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer.
]]><![CDATA[Suburban Knights, Part 1]]>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:20:20 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-part-1When two insurance company employees are invited to their boss's beach house for the weekend, the two are in for quite a surprise when they find their boss dead, and must keep his body a secret from the rest of the party goers.
]]><![CDATA["Suburban Knights" Trailer]]>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:18:53 GMThttps://www.thecinemasnob.com/suburban-knights/suburban-knights-trailerWe've betrayed Shiva!
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