Thanks for the magnificent HD video
Those bastards screwed up his order!
On a related note, I strongly recommend the new Dare Devil Grillers at Taco Bell.
That would be a good video. I myself tried one of each, and only found the Ghost Pepper to be notable, but I might be used to hot stuff.
If they fuck up, always complain, get free food
Bonus: tell them you have a lawyer and that you will sue them
Then you'll get a shame voucher in your mail, that's a 'spit in this guy's food' coupon.
Well congrats, now I wanna get up tomorrow and get Taco Bell Breakfast. Damn you and your influence!
Who's the kitty in the background xD i like the random kitty and puff gone.
Why are the taco bell tries always highly sexual XD oh i wanted to see what the captain crunch thingies tasted like
To Hell with HD, I'm just impressed that Brad recorded this in the Temple of Fuckin' Doom. The bug fluttering around at the end was actually kinda adorable, heh.
Sucks that they Caligula'd you on your order, though. Didn't even give you a pretty flower afterward.
Well at least they didn't Serbian Filmed him, or Human Centipeded him.
Oh, it's a garage! From the screenshot, it looked like you were in a honky-tonk bar.
I'm having breakfast for dinner so I was eating my homemade breakfast burrito as I watched your monologue about the Taco Bell cashier looking you in the eye and fucking you over by messing up your order.
You should make the Taco Bell employees watch both your videos and demand they fix your order. The work you do is for the internet, and they need to recognize that when they fucked up your order, they fucked the internet. And let them know that I've severely disappointed that they didn't give you the Cap'n Crunch bites. I was really looking forward to those.
BTW thanks for doing these. I haven't been able to find the courage to go try out Taco Bell's breakfast menu. And thank you, Brad, the HD makes all the difference in watching you eat fast food.
hearing all this talk about fist in asses and mysterious white country gravy is either disturbing or strangely erotic.
Well, were the Cap'n Crunch bites worth the trip?
ah man, they did the same thing to me after I went back to get another order of the Cap'n crunch bites. Although they where just stupid because they all spoke English well enough to understand what I wanted at the taco bell by where I live.
By the way, what is that arcade machine in the background?
Kitty! :D Does that cat belong to your mom or someone else? (Also, I don't know if Taco BellxBrad is my OTP or not lol.)
Judging by my experience and that of my friends, you're more likely to get fucked face to face than through the drive-thru.
The stores are watching the drive-thru exchanges more and don't want people holding up the line because stuff is missing or wrong.
It's very probable that the person who took your order did it right but they only had so many of the Capn Crunch ones ready and the drive-in people got them...so they gave you the others.
Meanwhile, I can't get pissed at people having to work at these places for minimum yet meanwhile having Corporate on their ass going "Why did you give them three ketchup things when you're only supposed to give two!?!?!?" like it's taking a billion dollars out of their mouths....
You aren't missing much with the Capn Crunch bites. They really suck compared to the Cinnabun ones.
Anyway, thanks for the HD..! :P
Brad Tries Bitching About Taco Bell Fucking Up His Order
Hurrah! I always look forward to the appearance of Grumpy Morning Brad....
Especially since I'm SO not a morning person either - hell most days I need 2 cups of coffee... just to work up the energy to go get a cup of coffee...
anyone else weirded out by brad's burrito holding technique? like it doesn't look like he's ever held a burrito before.
I sincerely apologize that this video of a guy eating Taco Bell breakfast in his mother's bug-infested garage does not employ "proper burrito holding technique."
^what this guy said.
No, you're the only one. So get over it.
What the hell is proper 'burrito holding technique'?
Does he need to hold his pinkie out?
That cat is not Lloyd!! Nor Chloe!!
Just given the sound (and sight) of all those creatures at your mom's place, I'm surprised you're not out looking for the Fouke Monster on the weekends there.
Damn Brad, I'd say those people who work at that Taco Bell near your mom's place are just incompetent and don't give two shits about being incompetent. Muricuh.
Also, I love the way you say "country gravy" :D
Well played, Brad. :) Way to still pull out an entertaining video out of having your order screwed up.
As Brad was talking about how the brown recluse spider looked like a bowling ball sized monster on Violet's end of the Skype chat, my first thought was "Brad tries giving Violet a heart attack"
Yeah go ahead and go back to Taco Bell to get that coffee. They'll probably give you a soda in the cup that they use for coffee.
Brad tries Taco Bell aka Brad tries to reenact the Joe Pesci "They Fuck you at the drive through" scene from Lethal Weapon 2.
Haha, you sound like Cartman from the Human CentiPad episode. "Mom, can you drive me to TacoBell? Cuz I always like to get some biscuit tacos BEFORE I GET FUCKED!"
This is my first comment on Brads website and heres what I got to say. I know Brads experience of being fucked all to well. A Sonic near me has fucked me more times than I can count. Here's an example. I go there tell them I want to try the new York dog and a small; order of tater tots. I pull around pay them and they give me a Chicago dog and fries. My reaction was just wow.... why do you even exist.
The semicolon must've thrown them off.
I'm confused now..... Some of these food items look creepy yet oddly delicious at the same time... Hungry now :(
Brad, the cops sound like they're after you for calling out lazy Taco Bell employees! Dr. Cocteau must be on to you.
How stoned were you in this video?
Not at all. I was probably a little tired since I woke up early to go there.
If those bastards charged you for both the country and Californian wraps and didn't give them to you, I'd be going right back there and complain, if I were you, Brad. Don't let them fuck you like that!
This video seems appropriate
They fucked your order up HARD. Looks like we'll see a part 3 of the Taco Bell vids.
Reminds me of the time I went to McDonalds in the ghetto. I ordered a quarter pounder combo with cheese, and a second quarter pounder without cheese. I got two quarter pounders with cheese, and no other toppings. No pickles, no ketchup, nothing. Fuck the ghetto.
This is your cult classic episode. Your Winnebago Man.
Own it and let the good times roll!
You know, they may also have saved your life. What if you didn't like the Capt'n Crunch bites? You would have preferred the Cinnabon bites instead. So this could be seen in two different ways. This could be a blessing in disguise or a royal fuck-fest.
A few blocks away from the taco bell on 5th st. is the Staab funeral home.
New Show Idea.... Brad Reacts ( to people fucking him), it'll be a hit
Taco Bell made me bleed out of my eyes once, I went back to school after a few days and everyone kept saying that I looked high as fuck. Goodtimes..
Brad, we can't get the essential Brad Tries experience until you start releasing these episodes in 3D! I wanna see the bacon grease flying at me, dammit!
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!