Is there a website somewhere that gives descriptions of weird movie tie-ins? Because of this, I want to see what else marketing agencies have come up with.
It's crap like this that makes me at times hate Disney.
what, like pre-disney Star Wars wasn't super into merchandising?
Even before the prequels there was some oddly specific shit branded with Star Wars stuff to try and grab people's attention.
Dude, they should put something I want to taste on the package. Like Rey.
I agree too. Women purely exist as sex icons. Us men must act like horny neanderthals. As they say, "Bash woman on head, take to bed."
...Fuck you two.
I love how you created the entire narrative based on a lame 2 sentence joke. You really need to take yourself WAY less seriously.
There were plenty of Star Wars jokes to go with. Dickweed choose the most overtly sexist and Douchey seconded it. I ain't no social justice warrior but I am a feminist.
They should put Chewbacca on there.
Now there's a hairy hunk of meat that could rip my arms out of their socket...
All night long, baby!
I hope that objectifying him like that wouldn't be too speciesist against fictionkin that identity as wookies, though :/
It kind of appropriate that Emo Vader food should be a sort lumpy joyless gruel. If he was a Goth it would be vegan bat and moth flavour.
Goths are vegan?
You're both making and consuming the ramen all wrong. A delicacy as classy as ramen must always be made and eaten in some specific way that people can lecture you on.
Just like Kylo Ren, it's bland, unpleasant, and you look forward to the hero throwing him in a trash compactor.
Actually, he was my favorite part of the movie and look forward to seeing more of him.
Unkar Plutt should have been on the packaging...
"ONE QUARTER PORTION!!!"
It amuses me that Brad is so used to bad movie tie-in products that he doesn't know what to say when it's a tie-in for a good movie.
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!