Ooh, white fudge.
Arrived for the marshmallow .....stayed for the babies :)))
You know what these Ghostbusters tie-in products are missing? Ray Parker, Jr.
So these are Lloyd approved?
Lloyd and Chloe are currently disputing the right of first approval. If Chloe wins, these Twinkies have to settle for the lesser "Lloyd Concurred" sticker.
I think I'd probably be LESS inclined to eat something if it's 'Chloe Approved'.... seeing how she steals noms from the garbage can...
The only thing connected with the new Ghostbusters I wanna taste is Kate McKinnon's pussy.
Oh, how I'll envy the ghost that gets to slime her!
Why do you want to eat her cat?
AAAAHHHHHH! I too was gonna ask him that! Perhaps in the style of- "as attractive as she is, I'm not much for Chinese food. . .". But alas, my heinous, sexist side prevailed. =(
Twinkies are worse than crystal meth.
Only because Crystal Meth is amazing.
The ghost of my removed infected gallbladder is haunting me now; thanks Twinkies.
Had Bradley knew that if you rearranged the letters in "White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies", you got "Woe us, milk white grandma shit flew" he might not have consumed two boxes in one sitting. But alas, such anagrammatical warnings were left unheeded. As Mr. Jones sat on his john, a white viscous fluid erupted from his bowels, soon filling the bowl faster than he could flush. The odorous overflow creeped and seeped its way onto the bathroom floor, which soon attracted the attention of Brad's two cats.
Lloyd and Chloe could not resist the marshmallowy fecal fountain, and soon began to partake, drinking, jumping and mincing about while Brad desperately swatted at them with a nearby toilet brush. Much to Brad's dismay, as the seepage spread to the other rooms, his bodily affliction began affecting the cats as well, and their ghastly sharts propelled them across what had now become a river of milky waxen diarrhea. At one point, Sarah showed up and quickly left, ignoring pleas to call 911. To this day, Brad maintains it was still better than that one time he had dill pickle popcorn.
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!