And yet the sinner's video is still up. Clearly I'm not paying you enough.
You're not supposed to pay him with VHS copies of Growing Pains, Kirk… for the millionth time, nobody wants those.
The Adventures of Jake & Mr. Sun.
Make this a show Brad..please.
I agree, that was freaking hilarious.
Yeah. I too want to see this!
Kirk Cameron, just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
I'd rather have a mild declaration from the Christ of Arbor Day.
This sounds just as stupid as that coffee blend my sister ordered from that Alex Jones guy. What she got was the, "Wake up, America!" coffee blend. It really angers and saddens me when people who claim they're trying to save American or whatever they represent, yet are quick to merchandise on anything they can to line their own pockets.
That actually exists?! I've heard Jones shilling a lot of questionable products for revenue, but now that I think about it, I kinda wish there was a "Don't Taze Me Bro" tea blend.
I'm the same way with my coffee - gotta have a LOT of cream in it. But I prefer cream flavors that are a little more 'exotic' than just vanilla..... so much so that half my freezer is stocked with the seasonal Pumpkin Pie and Eggnog varieties :)
No doing an obviously ADR rant while you hold the mug in front of your face?
So Kirk Cameron peddled a "Saving Christmas" coffee blend that's just coffee. Reminds me of when Kanye West tries to charge people 40-50 bucks for a plain white T-shirt.
I'm surprised it doesn't have Kirk's face on it.
Dale Cooper would not approve of this bullshit! Shame on you Kirk, shame. But yeah, Christian marketing is ridiculous, as other users said above, always nonsensical labeling on mundane products.
Loving the Jeff Lynne hair, Jake.
Why the fuck did he shill a Coffee blend when he spends the entire movie slurping down Hot Chocolate?
Because I'm not stupid enough to film myself drinking coffee make from Africans.
But you will drink something made by Aztecs.
Kirk, fully a supporter of cutting out still beating children's hearts.
I love you two so much...that is all.
Hopefully not in the gay way, that would make the Baby Jesus cry.
I love ironic Kirk Cameron.
Also, baby jesus can cry all he wants about gays, it's not going to matter much to him after he gets all that fucked up shit done to him later in life. I mean they really fuck him up.
I've never understood that saying. So what if Baby Jesus cries? Babies cry all the time anyway at the slightest discomfort. I've never seen anyone claiming that Jesus was an enlightened little baby who never cried because he was hungry or needed cleaning but only cried because he felt man's inhumanity to man.
Those Africans were 100% blessed before I ground them up for my coffee, so God can be inside you like he should be.
Oh, goddamn it, Kirk. You better not have touched my cousins.
-- An Actual African
You should definitely make your own coffee commercial for Kirk's Coffee and put it in the next episode of The Reviewers.
Also, are we ever gonna get a new episode of Game Boys: The Animated Series? That show is Awesome!
First he has to make more episodes of 80s Dan, The Big Box, Flaming Brian, Kung Tai Ted, The Bruno Mattei Show, Softly From Cable, and Public Domain Theater
I...kinda wanna make love to Mister Sun. STOP making me feel strange, new urges!
seriously,are you two high on christmas eve?
Please, like you don't have a marijuana enema stuffed up your ass right now.
I hear Ted Haggard takes his Christmas coffee with crystal meth and a male prostitute.
Could we get that as a 'Brad Tries'?
Cream and sugar is for pussies. I don't drink coffee often, but black is the only way.
You know what they say: Once you go black, you gon' end up in a wheelchair...
Happy New Years from Time Square by the way!
"Made from Africans."
So...why wasn't Brian in this video?
It's not just christmas, it's a coffee christmas . . . since caffeine was invented by god to keep parents awake to wrap those gifts which help fuel our sacred god given economy, amirite? Oh, Kirk . . . is it going to take three days to pry your head from your ass so you might see the light again?
Darn... I was hoping the bag would be filled with little crosses.
This was great!
If Mr Sun isn't a commercial in the background of a Reviewers sketch, I will be sorely disappointed.
I hate coffee, and I hate Kirk Cameron. This was obviously made for me!!
-- One of the Africans thankfully spared from being made into this coffee.
At the end of the day when mr. sunshine is going to sleep and the growing pains are kicking in, sometimes I need something to take me to a special place. When the days are long and the house is full, sometimes i need to sit back and pleasure myself. That's why I drink my brothers coffee. Taste so good as it runs down my throat and taste even better when I vomit it out. CHRISTmas was extra special this year.
Brad and Jake,
I love this show, but, don't review coffee again. You two have no idea what you are doing with it. Heck, Jake doesn't even like coffee, and Brad, you like it like I do; the color of my pale skin, and saturated with sugar. You guys should have brought on whichever of your friends is the biggest coffee snob. They could have at least given you a more informed opinion on if anything with the coffee blend is particularly special compared to others
I'm the only one in our group that drinks coffee, and I don't have to be a coffee snob to know whether or not I like it =)
Face it Brad, you just don't have the SKILLS needed to review coffee.
I guess you weren't tired enough to appreciate the coffee.
Brad drinks coffee and now he can brew everyday like he is saving CHRISTmas. Just as god and my dear brother Kurt intended.
I know i feel better when i have a little bit of the baby jesus and Kurt inside of me.
Everyone needs a bit of Kurt inside of them.
Oh Candace. It's too bad you've missed all of your brother's birthdays that you've forgotten that his name is Kirk and not Kurt :/
Yeah alcohol and vomiting can and will cause typos :*(
Why does this exist! coffee tastes like the devil's butthole so maybe kirk is secretly the devil and now the movie makes sense
Regular coffee taste like the devils butthole. Kurts coffee taste like gods sweaty tant. Pure salvation.
God damn it, we had this Saving Christmas coffee shit in Foodfightland last week. At night it turned into Kirk Cameron.
Ok, before I watch the video let me see if I can guess Cameron's justification for this product:
You see, coffee beans are kind of like seeds. Much like the Man's Seed that conceives a new person. When ground up, the coffee resembles the earthen soil God used to create Adam, and brewing it with water is like pouring life in to the soil. So drinking the cup of coffee is equivalent to the wine that represents the blood of Christ in the Holy Communion. Only instead of containing alcohol, it contains caffeine that provides you with the energy and strength to face the new day, much like the Holy Ghost.
As a person who does not like coffee, but is capable of drinking it when necessary, I say that Kirk Cameron's coffee appears to be OK and drinkable.
That's about it.
I'm sure it's fine. It's just fuckin' coffee, for fuck's sake.
40% Cream, 30% Sugar, and 30% Coffee = the perfect cup of coffee.
Yum...... I like the way you think!
I kinda have the same dilemma as Jake. That shit is fun to try out but I hate coffee. I'm so tempted to buy this and David Lynch coffee, but I'm fairly certain I'm gonna hate it.
In your next Reviewers episode you're going to have to have a Coffee Critic.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
With no condiments.
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... covered in BEES."
(Thank You, Mr. Izzard!)
I like my coffee like i like my women.
Mostly African with a bit of Kirk in them.
"Good morning, Officer Barbrady. Your usual?"
"See you tomorrow, Officer."
Is anyone else having problems watching this on android?
When I read the title 'Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Blend Coffee' I literally blurted out the Cinema Snob's catchphrase "Wait...WHAT?!?!?!"
While listening to this, i reached for my hot coffee, just to remember, i didn't have one. :c
Don't drink the coffee 'till the spaceship gets here...
You should try my coffee. It's a knock out..
This is why this forum needs a +/- system to put the best comments at the top
Where can i purchase some of your fine coffee Mr. Cosby?
Drink your coffee while listening to American Top 40, every Sunday from 8am to 12pm!
Even the dead can benefit from having Kirk in them.
This man is feeling rejuvenated. Hallelujah!
Wait, Kirk Cameron's coffee was all it took for you to get a Grindr?
Um... Brad's "Mr. Sun" sounds like he plans on having sex with Jake after he's finished that cup of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas blend. But seriously, great video.
It must be revenge for Bro Jake making Bro Brad suck him off at the end of the Can't Stop The Music review.
Is Jake wearing a Kirk Cameron wig?
I for one support Kirk Cameron's coffee blend, liberal atheist are trying to stop Christian coffee from being sold, but promote a strange alien coffee that has been literally defecated trough a some weird animal anus as a delicacy, Do you want your children to grow up in a world with nothing but animal ass coffee?. It's unchristian and un-American. Kirk Cameron is saving Americans from animal ass coffee. It's the truth that's why liberal Hollywood and George Clooney won't promote Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Blend, they're all in cahoots to get the masses drinking animal faeces!
But I got the shits after drinking this coffee!!! :(
That's because you're a homersexual.
Tweek's coffee would be a far better product than this.
on a side note, I wonder how many other movie based food products are out there now. they used to sell Wonka Bars, but I guess the local stores didn't approve of the one Wonka candy that makes the Wonka candies....Wonka. given the fact that it's now 2015, we'll be getting Dehydrated Pizza Hut Pizza in those silver bags that you can hydrate in a Black & Decker Dehydration machine.
maybe you guys should review Slurm energy drink next. if you can find them.
I LOVED Wonka Bars. The mix of chocolate and graham cracker is probably my favorite-ever candy bar combination. I can't find them in store anymore and that really bums me out. :/
I can't believe this coffee even exists.. Although I like it when Brad has guests when he tries different shit.
I'm surprised Brad knows so many people that love coffee. Almost everyone I know says life isn't worth living without a cup of coffee.
*don't love coffee
I wonder if Brad will do an episode for the David Lynch coffee
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!