Good luck with sasaautch week. As I have seen part of this, and it seems right up your alley, lets see if my guess is right:
Yet: A Love Story
Oh Brad, I was with you at anchovies on pizza but pineapple? That's the Zyklon B of pizza toppings.
And speaking of wacky pizzas a Pizza Hut Delivery just opened in my town and they do the hot dog stuffed crust and the cheeseburger crust. I'm tempted to give one a try but I'm kind of averse to cheap, mushy hot dog sausages and the cheeseburger crust has more calories per slice than is mathematically possible. I'm scared that the combination of pizza and cheeseburger has created a spacial anomaly and I'll end up being the outlet for all the calories swallowed by some fat ass black hole.
Why does everyone shit on pineapple as a pizza topping? If you don't like it, that's fine, but no need to invoke Godwin's Law.
Because if pineapple's on your pizza shitting on it's not going to make it taste any worse.
Went into this video thinking "oh cool! They're making parmos!". Parmos is pretty much pizza but the base replaced with chicken, which only seems to exist in Middlesbrough in England (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo). Guess I'll have to wait a little longer until I can get a parmo outside of Middlesbrough.
I'm pretty sure there are a few takeaways in Scarborough that do "parmos" too, though I can't say I've ever tried one. It's one of those blurry words I've read on a menu in a drunken haze at 3 in the morning. There's this other thing that's like a doner kebab put inside a calzone and then deep fried that I'm always curious about too.
Sorry, it's more like a parmigiana. Which is Italian Batm... parmos.
Wow, that's a nasty coincidence: both Brad and Spoony recently received a generous food item from a fan that didn't survive the mailing trip. It's the Tale of the Cursed Delivery Box.
Also, no need to apologize for the previous video. Just coming up with the alliteration of "Brad's Breakfast Bukake" was enough to make me smile...and I may seriously have to briefly slip off my diet plan and try some of those lil' buggers, because they *did* look pretty damn good!
I'm more of a Pizza Hut kinda guy. The cheese in those pizzas taste great when they're melty and gooey in my mouth especially the stuffed crust pizza. My favorite side of theirs is the cheesy breadsticks. I once tried one of their hot wings and I thought it didn't taste so good.
Also, 90s one hit wonder reference FTW!
Just placed an order for those two to try. Fuckin love chicken.
Is there a porn version of Harry and the Hendersons?
That shirt is hideous and I love it
What? You and Spoony tried to go to Amy's Baking Company? Please tell me that story.
Yes! This story must be told. Even if we already know the ending.
I would pay to see a video of Brad and Noah dining at this place. After what I saw on Gordon Ramsay's show, I think it would be rather interesting.
It would have been even more awesome if Brad and Noah were dining there when Gordon Ramsay was filming his episode there.
You will see me at the Con on Saturday. I'm planning out a couple of panels to hit, but hopefully, I'll get there early and drop in every now and then. I'll be buying the new DVD at that time. Are you guys doing another live Flaming Brian's Kitchen this weekend?
if Flaming Brian is there I'll pay a good price for a plucking of his beard. So far the clones have all been abject failures.
I'll be there on Sunday with a sauce for Brian. I don't know if it's very hot, but the name alone told me I needed to buy a bottle for them.
Energy drinks making your stomach hurt? That's likely from the ones that cram in ridiculous amounts of B vitamins. I figured that out eventually after many miserable experiences. Drinking 700% DRV of B vitamins feels like rusty nails in your gut.
You don't have to apologize for doing your fast food episodes. I like them! :)
I sure hope you find a White Castle in Chicago, because we need a Brad Tries White Castle's Chicken & Waffle Sandwich.
They are very very delicious.
That's a thing that exists?! I must try it! *_*
I tried the Melt Chicken and Waffles Sammich when they opened up the new Columbus store in November and my arteries are still hating me for it.
You think that's bad, the last con I went to had these free samples of this aerosol energy stuff, it was one of the most vile things I've ever tasted.
You're bitching about the Internet bacon memes? This coming from the man who did an 80's Dan episode calling attention to his divorce? Go fuck yourself, seriously.
Wait, what's the correlation between those two things?
Brad can't complain about obnoxiously over used memes because he once referenced his martial status in an episode of his own show?
That makes so little sense that reading it caused me to transform into a bewildered old lady and fall off my chair.
Dude, Brad's and Jill's separation was mutual and on amicable terms. They still hang out with each other. Often. This very weekend's Midnight Screening had them pull a double feature together. How come you're taking it so personally?
The hell? What similarities exist between either of those topics?
Besides, he's right. The bacon memes, like most Internet memes, are annoying and overused.
What the fuck are you on about?
Then again, I'm not sure I should expect anything from someone that goes by the name "Pancakes". "Flap Jack", maybe, I'd even accept "Pam Cakes", but "Pancakes" is just uninspired.
I understand defending things but defending memes with a totally unrelated example is just stupid.
sorry brad I cant laugh at somebody killing themselves while being ignorant about it.
Me not know bad food est bad fur me.
Don't worry, the Verve! disinfected him and now he's immune to every disease.
Yeah just keep being sarcastic...
you think people comment on this because its unhealthy food, thats not it. Its because its now know there is pure poison and plastics etc in that stuff but sure keep being a smartass....
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Oh shit! Brad's stroking out! Get him twenty ccs of sriracha, stat!
Also, I thought you guys should know about this if you don't already:
Probably not all that hot, but it looks fucking delicious.
I must say Brad's replies in this chain are some of the funniest stuff I've seen on this site xD
If that is really true, maybe you should install some kind of health agency in the US, that - crazy, I know - makes it illegal to sell food that has "pure poison and plastics etc" in it... just an idea.
So I can take bribes to label bad food as good and be corrupt like all the others?
Now I'm disappointed you and Spoony couldn't go to Amy's Baking Company. I can only imagine the Vlog gold that would have produced.
For my pizza, not sure if it's popular over in the US, but I'm partial to chicken, cranberry jelly, and brie cheese. You could call me a food snob who prefers his pizza toppings to have a veneer of refinement, but honestly, it's just a nice mix. The fact that it inflates my ego by two or three points is just a bonus :P
"It's a bitter-sweet symphony of flavor!" -Brad Jones
I wasn't aware about Amy's Baking Company so I did a quick Google search, of course finding reviews, images, and articles a'plenty.
Wow. Holy shit that sounds like a completely blessing in disguise. What a couple of bafangools.
That was definitely the craziest episode of Kitchen Nightmares ever!! I don't think I could have tolerated it as long as Gordon Ramsay did before he finally gave up!!
that Verve energy shot is part of a pyramid scam from what I've heard....
I'm right there with on energy drinks Brad. They're lousy and what's the point of them when we have coffee and cola?
I'd probably eat that chicken with the pineapple and jalepenos, though pineapple is nothing something that I've ever tried on a pizza. I can take or leave bacon, although lately I avoid it because it's often too crispy and is unfriendly to my teeth. Bacon is pretty over-rated though. I am not amused in the slightest by it's use in very unconventional ways,
What I meant was that both the bacon memes and that 80's Dan ep have a certain level of meta-ness to them. So it just doesn't seem right for Brad to be criticizing the memes for being meta when Brad is continuously meta in most of the things he puts on the site. And hypocrisy is one of my major pet peeves.
Sorry for the confusion. The crack about bacon memes have nothing to do with them somehow being meta (which can't say I've ever seen a meta bacon joke, but that's neither here nor there), in fact the sentence "I hate these jokes because they're mete" never even came out of my mouth.
It more so had to do with the fact that internet bacon jokes just got kinda old to me, that's all. I like meta humor, when done right, then again I like most jokes when done right. Though, even if I did find a meta joke or any kind of joke unfunny, doesn't mean that I have to like each and every meta joke just because I've found certain ones funny. That's like saying I have to like every single fart joke in existence because I thought the one in "Blazing Saddles" was funny.
They really should have retired the fart joke after 1974. Cowboys with plates of beans around the fire pretty much distilled it to a goddamn science.
I don't know if you had any chunk in your goatee this time, I was too focused on that sweet kitty shirt
Being upset about things other people do, whether or not it's bad for them is kinda silly. Honestly you shouldn't be upset, he knows he's eating shit.
What should upset you is Brad's wasting disease. Seriously how is he not obese?
Because I don't eat stuff like this all the time. I go for walks around the block, and I don't go over my daily calorie limit.
I think it's pretty obvious why Brad is so thin
He accidentally ran over a gypsy while getting a blowjob, and the gypsy muttered the words "thinner" before she died
and now no matter how much Brad eats he gets skinny
unless he teams up with Joe Mantegna to fight gypsies
and then eventually he has to kill some people with a pie
I have recently started a diet myself, so may I ask what your daily calorie limit is. Thanks for your time.
Why not try the eggs benedict bf sandwich at dunkin.
Dunkin' Donuts sandwiches are the only fast food that I'm against, but only because they don't taste good at all. It's all frozen and heated up in a commercial toaster oven. They should stick to donuts, Munchkins, muffins and bagels.
Seriously Brad? It went bad that fast eh? DAMMIT. Our packs lasted a few weeks. I should have sped up the travel time to ensure you got it faster. Sorry bro
I've ordered you a replacement. Sadly not from Eng Bee Tin, but from a much more local (stateside) place. Sorry that they went bad. I had a thought that I should have sealed them up in a cooler or something but I envisioned a soggy pile arriving at your doorstep.
Why don't we have this crazy shit over here in Norway? Seriously? I mean, pizza chicken... that's just genious...
It's stupid to complain about what you put up, as they can just... not watch it. I mean, the video says what it is. I only get annoyed by a video if someone says its about something it's not, which Brad's not done... yet.
Have you tried the new McDonalds Bacon Clubhouse yet? I think it's great and it is unique enough to deserve it's own, and yopu do say how you love McDonalds. (The seasoning is only on the hamburger one, not the chicken) Also ask for the onions fresh, it's much better that way.
Brad i think you're handling this thing about people calling you shill for fast food companies totally the wrong way. What you should have done is to go all out and put on a McDonald's t-shirt, use some fast food company's catchphrase in every other sentence, and have Taco bell's promotional posters hanging on the wall next to a contract from Pepsi offering you $10 000 for episode.
I'd like to see how many would get the joke.
He could do it while reviewing the movie Mac & Me.
rocking the kitty shirt in this review
<_< you're not a Shill Brad, you're a Canary; all these new fast food things coming out, I'll have you try them first to see if they're good or not ;)
As for Dominos, I prefer Pizza Hut; Domino's crust always leaves something to be desired (possibly Pizza Hut too but they have stuffed crust to take care of that problem)
Also screw those "fast food are poison wahh" guys. <_< you only live once, and damn it McDoubles taste good.
A McGangbang is even better
Hey Brad, why don't you watch some decent movies on demand, to get the bad taste out of your mouth from all those sasquatch movies ?
A week or so ago I entered a contest on Facebook to win a free order of this chicken. I had pretty good odds of winning, 25 thousand people won. I won and so I got to try the jalapeno and pineapple one. I ordered it with light jalapeno but I am not sure if my order turned out that way because the order was still pretty spicy.
I also ordered a large Philly Cheesesteak pizza which was really good and the feta and spinach stuffed bread because that is necessary. I got the Philly Cheesesteak pizza for 13.99 with a coupon off their site. I had a little over 20 dollars in gift cards from my birthday last month.
We usually get a combo with pineapple. That is our go to pizza. I totally get what you mean about typically eating pineapple on pizza. I would probably get the BBQ one next. The quantity was disappointing. It seemed like a lot less then what I expected. But it was worth a try.
Brad tries: I eat it, so you don't have to!
Question: will Spoony be at the con too, and if so, are you going to play the 1D board game?
EVERYTHING BRAD DOES MAKES ME SO ANGRY!
1. He hates bacon because it is meta WUT!!!! Dude, things are always going to be meta. You can't hate everything whats meta for all the time. So just except that some things are bacon.
2. He hates man of Steal and THAT MAKES ME MAD. He only hates it because he saw it during a lunar eclipse after 10:30. If he saw it on a Friday with normal people then for surely he would love it!!
4. He hates when people tell him food is bad for him! WHAT A LOOSER? He must be some kind of veganatarian or something. Maybe that explains why he hates th3 bacon? Who even knows!
Also I forgot Judge Dredd. That is just stupid and nobody likes it. NOBODY
Huh the chicken from Dominos actually looked pretty good except for the peppers.. I'll definitely have to try it at some point.
Brad you hack fraud sellout, jk loved the vid. Also who doesn't want their porn in HD.
Brad, I have you to blame for something terrible, unholy that I've discovered.
Yesterday I was just getting caught up on all the Brad Tries and saw the McChicken and Waffles. This morning I went to McDonald's to order a sausage McGriddle and a southern chicken biscuit and the chicken was out. I got the McGriddle but nearly gave up on the project...then on my way to the office I passed a Chick-Fil-A. I thought: dare I?
Holy Jumped-Up Jesus Fuck. I don't know exactly why, but the combination of the McGriddle bun with a fresh out of the fryer Chick-Fil-A chicken patty is fucking orgasmic. I hate you Brad, and I hate what you've done to me. Every morning I'm going to wake up craving this evil concoction. Already I know that I'm going to spend years chasing this dragon because it will never be as good as the first high.
You've ruined me, Brad Jones. I hope you're fucking happy with yourself.
Do the Taco Bell waffle breakfast taco
I actually enjoy it when you try fast food because I'm always curious when chains come out with new things, but most fast food makes me violently ill. That spinach cheesy bread sounds good; curse my delicate stomach.
I love pineapple on pizza. Dat sweet/salty mix is hard to beat.
Jalapeños however barely register as "kick" for me. Damn you ghost peppers! Still tasty though.
Dude, how the fuck are you so thin?
Brad I love that T-Shirt you have, its cuter than anything, I just love how its a Tye Dye Shirt and it has a cute little kitty on it..............makes me want to say awwww
Hey, we have the same utensils. CONTRIBUTING!
The Sweet BBQ Bacon looks really good!
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!