Defictionalized products are fun!
Please review 'Surf Nazis Must Die' soon. It'd be a good movie to feature in the wake of the action figures currently being released.
With that Surf Nazis VHS, could there be the return of The Big Box in the near future? Vic's been gone for far too long.
Fast forward to 2016...
The Cinema Snob is reviewing "Care Bears: The Porno" and Brad Jones pops up.
You don't like Molly Shannon? I guess you could make the argument she's a proto-Kristen Wig but at least Shannon can be subtle.
I like to think Brad spelled out colon, and the title is actually "Brad Tries: Blow"
I guess that explains why he took a black cock.
So, you will take the black cock but not the sweaty balls. Good to know you have boundaries.
I need to write you an email so you can tell me if you have a P.O. box that way I can send you a package for some unique(and presumably not yet expired) goodies.
yeah me too
Hey Brad, hope you got a chance to see the first trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron especially for James Spader's incredibly creepy voice! Would love to hear your reaction to it!
Funnily enough, this is also the title of the next DVD, also starring Black Jake.
Wasn't this the product that got Markiplier and Yamimash imprisoned?
I wish yah told the fans you were in town. I'd a bought you a beer.
You got to vacation in New York, comment on Care Bears to the media, AND came back with a box of Colon Blow?
You are living the American Dream, my friend. :)
You were in New York in the last two days and you're feeling poorly? You better not give Lloyd ebola.
Seems Ebola can infect cats, but they don't get sick from it and they don't transmit it. It's basically a dead end.
So when Brad has died from Ebola, Chloe and Lloyd can feast on his bloody, oozing, rotting body. It's the way he would have wanted it.
I've had beer jelly beans before, not sure they were those ones, but I thought they were pretty good. If you think Coors is that bad you musn't have Bud where you're from. Coors isn't good, but it's miles better than Bud. You sure made a lot of black cock jokes after saying you were going to leave those for the comments.
You should send some Bud to Brad since he's never had it before.
He would probably try it on the next "Brad Tries".
can you list or show a pic of the nutrition facts I kinda want to see them
working at mcdonald's for 4 years in the past i can say you will never win at the monopoly shit. why? cause we would steal like 20-30 of those things at a time and only ever got the shitty minor prizes for food we would steal anyway!
I'm pretty sure employees of the company aren't eligible for those prizes, anyway.
But did they have Cracklin Oat Bran with ecstasy? I want to see that Brad tries.
Yo man yo man what you hoes got against Molly "Dah Baddest Bitch in da Hizzle" Shannon? Did you get any Wheeties little chocolate donuts?
Manhattan is a great place to spend a few days and I recommend everyone do it if they have the means. But for a midwestern guy like me (and Brad) it's the worst place to live. I didnt hate the 2 years I spent there, but I was definitely relieved to head home to Michigan. It's strange how much I missed the color green. Now that I've been home for a long while, I kind of miss the city. I guess that just reinforces my stance that it's a great place to visit but a challenging place to live.
I'm curious to see you try other brand items based on tv and movie products like Duff Beer, Slurm, Wonka Bars, and etc.
What do you have against Molly Shannon? Is she a bigot or something?
I actually went to ItSugar and tried the Schweddy Balls. They were just rice krispie balls covered in chocolate and sprinkled with salt. It was good, just a little underwhelming.
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!