The Gestapo's Last Orgy
The Cinema Snob sits through one of the dirtier nazisploitation films. Also known as "Caligula Reincarnated As Hitler."
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The Cinema Snob: The Gestapo's Last Orgy
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Absolutely Hilarious! brilliant as always Mr. Jones!
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That is an absolutely awesome title card.
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Yeah, why is Armageddon, and the Rock, part of the Criterion Collection?
Anyway, it's always a pleasure to see a new Cinema Snob review.
Now, were batter dipping a woman?
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Because 'The Rock' is awesome. It's got the Brad Jones seal of approval, at least, and that's the best acclaim a film can achieve.
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No, The Rock shouldn't be a part of the Criterion Collection. At least a movie Robocop has something about it that's vaguely arty, The Rock is just is a good action movie. It has Sean Connery, which is good, but so does Highlander 2.
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Because Criterion originally started as a high-quality DVD service for all types of films. Eventually they went to arty films and old films.
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Awesome Geoff Petersen artwork!
Did you purchase it somewhere or did you make it yourself?
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Flaming Brian made it himself: http://flamingbrian.blogspot.com
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Gotta love then Nazisploitation films! Good work as always Mr. Jones. ^_^
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ah the dead nazi 80's Dan shot is still down there.
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I died at the Mc10:35 line. And those gerbils were adorable.
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The voice in the intro says: The luck returns (in german).
Also Nie(t)zsche is misspelled.
Outstanding review. I totally forgot the baby skeetshooting from Horrifying experiments. Thank you for the reminder.
And they really ate her for dessert! This is as stupid as its funny.
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I acually really like this movie, It´s sleazy and extremly dark and unlike many similar flicks all the production money wasn't spent on hookers and blow.
However you missed the fact that there is a guy trying (and fails) to hide in all the boat scenes. In fact in some angles it look like he is giving the driver a blowjob.ö
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"People don't get out of this camp even after they're dead."
"Even for a nazi that line doesn't make sense."
I assume he means people do not get out because they are being eaten.
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In the scene she wants to die so she can "leave" the camp. That's why the line doesn't make sense, because what does she give a shit what they do with her body?
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You need to try the McGangBang. Most of the employees actually will know what that is/ All you do is order a mcdouble and a spicy chicken sandwich plain. Put the chicken patty on the McDouble and there you go, it's a glorious McGangBang.
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That is a terrible name for a sandwich.
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Somehow I always knew that Brad's dick would be impressive.
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Brad 1stly a great review they i think are getting better & better. it was funny as hell that you put Jerrid in from the 80's Dan X-mas Special maybe you can put it somewhere with someone finding the body?
anyways, one thing you i think forgot to add was that one dude who you were talking about looking like someone's balls sack looked like a "William Dafoe"
a bit. obviosuly you'd put better joke than i could think of.
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what was that ninja racoon doing in the video? Didn't get it -_-
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That reference is going back a little ways. In "The Stewardesses" episode, The Snob said that a rape scene was "too graphic to show," but he "can show the reaction of 'looter raccoon' while the audio plays in the background."
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A poster of El Topo Chico??
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It's Geoff Peterson from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson; silly buns!
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This seems like it's trying to be all Nazi movies. The table scene, even, resembled the one from "The Damned", which isn't (really) an exploitation movie.
More importantly, though: Snob, how could you like The Night Porter? Ebert thought it was disgusting! Just where do your loyalties lay?
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I just realized Jerrid's a neonazi-werewolf-human centipede enthusiast-italian detective... am I missing something else?
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Wow that was... I have not the vocabulary skills required to describe this!
2:42-Speak for yourself!
Well these were the Hannibal kind of Cannibals! The snobbish upper class kind that eat people in a fancy way... Not the Hills Have Eyes kind that just eat people raw!
Well... is it sad that some of the War Crimes shown here aren't that far out there as Tattooed skill collecting was not uncommon!?
Lloyd!
No 2 Girls 1 Cut reference?!
Yay continuity with Jerrid Nazi Corpse!
Hey, gribbles can bite the piss out of you if you piss them off!
Sooo where's the kid or was that the gloves or the dinner they ate!?
You do know after the Kung Tai Ted, The Snob, and Midnight Heat 2 movies you gotta do your own Nazi movie!
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Wow that was... I have not the vocabulary skills required to describe this!
2:42-Speak for yourself!
Well these were the Hannibal kind of Cannibals! The snobbish upper class kind that eat people in a fancy way... Not the Hills Have Eyes kind that just eat people raw!
Well... is it sad that some of the War Crimes shown here aren't that far out there as Tattooed skill collecting was not uncommon!?
Lloyd!
No 2 Girls 1 Cut reference?!
Yay continuity with Jerrid Nazi Corpse!
Hey, gerbils can bite the piss out of you if you piss them off!
Sooo where's the kid or was that the gloves or the dinner they ate!?
You do know after the Kung Tai Ted, The Snob, and Midnight Heat 2 movies you gotta do your own Nazi movie!
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Oh yeah, blame it on the cat.
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Best Snob in months, Brad!
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ok i finally just finished watching, and that was some funny shit.
After the credits made me laught pretty good for some reason lol.
Thanks again for another awesome show Brad.
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Corpse-removal services are really lacking in the Snob's neighborhood.
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Sweet... Mother... Me and my buddy this watch this one some years back.. it is so.. damn weird, nasty and just F[Beep] up.. And funny as hell to, since it is so F[Beep] up XD
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Did you just censor yourself?
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Going after some tasteless films lately, Brad?
Still, good as always.
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Are you on a deliberate quest to review all of the famous Video nasties which us Brits banned in 1982?
If so, good on you and long may these continue
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Really, movie? You couldn't get any rats from Bruno Mattei, so you went down to the pet store and bought two dozen gerbils? Because there is no possible way you can make gerbils menacing.
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Maybe they were supposed to be shrews. After all, The Killer Shrews taught me that shrews are nasty little critters.
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Does anyone know the name of the "giant chess piece" island? Looks nice...
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These other genres of exploitation is always fun to re-visit. I hope brad will try some blaxploitation next. He could do so coupled with nazi-sploitation, using the film: The Black Gestapo. But it would also be cool if Brad had a whole month in which he solely reviewed bad movies the fans had sugested.
PS: That 8-bit art is AWESOME!
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Anyone else notice the "Good Nazi" looked like he could be related to Film Brain?
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Was it even the Gestapo? Looked like just SS officers to me. If so then the title is even more misleading.
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God damn how I've missed that cute looter raccoon!
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The darker and sleazer batch of films he's going after is really making me look more and more forward to each new episode. Makes me wonder what the hell he's going to do next. I wouldn't be surprised if eventually he does do the "Guinea Pig" movies.
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Rampaging, man-eating gerbils and no one mentions Narbonic? I'm disappointed.
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Great job Brad, loved your very last line!
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That's the one thing I never got. Why don't the evil Nazis ever have passable accents? Even a really bad impression would make the film more entertaining.
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....is starker's dub voice also the same dub voice of claudius from caligula II? it sounds remarkably like him in some parts...
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Oh I've got it: they had to use gerbils in deference to accuracy, because they were mandated by Nazi Minister of Propaganda Josef Gerbils.
I am so very, very sorry.
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One of these days you need to look at Sledgehammer Brad.
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Ugh,Nazis and hot girls..i Really am torn about is this hot or not,I mean Girls Are hot and sexy but They are Fucked By NAZIS..
Also I agree that that old Nazi Got off too easy,Maybe that Emonless Chick should had tortured him,I mean She was messed upped already.
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Great review Brad!! Anyway next week could be mardi gras massacre? Keep the video nasties going!
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There is nothing better than a pot-roast of unborn jew. You should try it with potato-salad on a warm summers eve.
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The commandant is driving in the middle of the road at the beginning! The monster!
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The beginning quote says Friedrich NIESZCHE. haha
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Any plans for Isla She Wolf of the SS? For my money the definitive nazisploitation movie.
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What is it with exploitation movies and their sedate, laid back scores? Are they trying to fool you into thinking it'll be a calm, relaxed movie and hoping you didn't A) see the title card and
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I knew this as Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler. Maybe I'm getting jaded by watching one too many of these kinds of films, but this one seems kind of tame compared to the Ilsa movies.
And WHAT is up with that theme song? Krautrock meets porn soundtrack?
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What is it with these naziploitation films and impossibly catchy theme songs?
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