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• 1/26/2011 8:18 PM El Tofu wrote:
  My God Batman what did they do to you!?
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• 1/26/2011 8:23 PM Alex wrote:
  That is a terrible looking title card, they just get progressively worse. Review is great so far.
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• 1/26/2011 8:29 PM angelique_sp wrote:
  WOOHOO! New Snob! (happy dans, dans, dans)
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• 1/26/2011 8:31 PM glenn wrote:
  Hi Brad
  Italian Batman fantastic stuff.
  Since you like knock off and exploitation cinema so much, I wonder did you ever see Not Quite Hollywood? Ausploitation is much under appreciated and this doc features Turkey Shoot and The Man From Hong Kong.
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• 1/26/2011 8:31 PM CiccoPiccolo wrote:
  I do speak italian.
  I AM italian. I could translate it, I think
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• 1/26/2011 8:32 PM Kelleth wrote:
  For a moment there I thought you meant Fantaman/Diavolik which btw is Japanese not Italian so that would have been unjust xD
  
  any way I'll go watch the video now ^^
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• 1/26/2011 8:57 PM James wrote:
  Does Ed Glaser know about this movie?
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  1. 1/26/2011 9:03 PM Brad wrote:
     I told Ed about this the other day, I need to send him a copy =)
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     1. 2/3/2011 12:42 AM James wrote:
        oooh, is the Snob going to have a little...Deja View? ...i'm sorry that was lame...
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• 1/26/2011 8:59 PM NekoShell wrote:
  Great review and all, but...
  Was it just me, or was there an ad for Dawn soap in Italian on the side for anyone else?
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• 1/26/2011 9:09 PM Terrence Cain wrote:
  Great! Just what we fucking need, a Batman themed porn movie from Italy! As Homer Simpson would say, "D'Oh!" lol!
  
  Does everything great have to be ruined by cheesy porn? Next thing we'll see is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn where they ...and Master Splinter have an orgy with April O'Neil as Casey Jones jerks off in a dark corner smoking a stogy! lol!
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  1. 1/28/2011 2:21 AM Jonathan wrote:
     You'll find that stuff already exists.
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• 1/26/2011 9:11 PM Dave wrote:
  So, you have a silly Batman theme and you made fun of it, but you didn't make the obvious jump to Pod People and Trumpy's little interlude... Okay.
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• 1/26/2011 9:18 PM Trevor wrote:
  Batman can't ride a bicycle? That's pretty awful for a "Master" of every skill known to man.
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• 1/26/2011 9:28 PM Slade wrote:
  Great finding Snob ! However I don't understand why the film director hadn't inserted the Joker in this porno. There would have been more "entertainment".
  
  If I remember right, in Italy they tend to split every movie in two halves to insert advertisements. Even if the movie is just 90 minutes long, it still counts. They still proceed like this, watch a movie on a Italian channel and you will see.
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  1. 8/8/2011 5:26 PM Icovada wrote:
     Nah, the "primo tempo/secondo tempo" (first part/second part) was so that the projectionist in the cinema could change reels. No ads, it was a pause.
     
     It made its way in TV too, where they do insert ads indeed. Still, doesn't make sense that a tape has this sudden interruption, since it was a purely technical (and then, financial) need
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• 1/26/2011 9:29 PM Thatoneguyyouhate wrote:
  LOL First Zombi 2 now this XD
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• 1/26/2011 9:34 PM Layla wrote:
  Yup, it's just not Batman unless you have the lesbians, huh?
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• 1/26/2011 9:36 PM Thatoneguyyouhate wrote:
  by that i mean italy made zombi 2 (which i hate) Then THIS
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• 1/26/2011 9:46 PM Krista wrote:
  I like that Italian Batman does Bob Newhart morning exorcises XD
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• 1/26/2011 10:01 PM Basil wrote:
  Well that was certainly...a movie. And I think that's the same model phone that I have, though maybe it's just the same color.
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• 1/26/2011 10:33 PM LucasChad wrote:
  If I was watching that movie, I would be as raging mad as Christian Bale on the set of Terminator: Salvation!
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• 1/26/2011 10:48 PM lia wrote:
  look this was not a good week for super heroes Dx johnny dies this evil twisted thing happened to batman Dx
  
  good review glad you are feeling better from the bad eggroll
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• 1/26/2011 11:09 PM Chunky J wrote:
  What did they do to aguruably one of the best superheroes of all time. I think I just died a little inside.
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• 1/26/2011 11:16 PM Jay wrote:
  Eros is the god of Lust (or Intimate Love if you happen to be Wikipedia) not love... that's Aphrodite
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• 1/26/2011 11:38 PM oneyedjohn wrote:
  Why why would you cast a porno with someone with genital worts?
  
  Great Video by the way.
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• 1/27/2011 12:39 AM BoB wrote:
  I'm just happy Italian Spiderman was NOT a porn !!!
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• 1/27/2011 12:58 AM Yuka Takeuchi Fan wrote:
  I'm sure that this is a great review, but I'm afraid that after hearing the movie's opening music, I've found myself on the floor, too paralyzed with laughter to pay further attention to the review.
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• 1/27/2011 4:42 AM DanielO wrote:
  Well, atleast this movie is better then Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin.
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• 1/27/2011 4:51 AM John wrote:
  Italian Batman's genital warts might be nasty, but at least they have more charisma than Christian Bale.
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  1. 1/28/2011 2:23 AM Forgotten Junk wrote:
     Best comment ever.
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• 1/27/2011 6:31 AM Death Snob -The Snob that eats wrote:
  If you think this was bad, then you should check out the phillipinian Batman spoof.
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• 1/27/2011 7:11 AM Jer Alford wrote:
  WHY DO I GET THE FEELING FRANK MILLER WAS INSPIRED BY THIS TO DO "DARK KNIGHT RETURNS"?
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• 1/27/2011 10:25 AM MDMaster wrote:
  Hey snubby, as an official italian fan of yours, let me know if I can help with some kind of translation!
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• 1/27/2011 11:04 AM Bryan wrote:
  http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=it&u=http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathman_dal_pianeta_Eros&ei=gpZBTdYmhoKAB73B7N8B&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=5&ved=0CD4Q7gEwBA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbathman%2Bdal%2Bpianeta%2Beros%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DJkp%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26prmd%3Divns
  
  
  For anyone who wants to know what the movie is generally about, though it is only google translate.
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• 1/27/2011 11:53 AM AlrugoFan wrote:
  Not nearly as good as Italian Spiderman, eh? Lol!
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• 1/27/2011 12:54 PM Vinyl Letterbox wrote:
  "Yawn."
  
  Best line in any Batman movie ever.
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• 1/27/2011 2:07 PM MistereKeitel wrote:
  Okay. Cool. I can't wait to get home from the gym tonight and watch this. Then I'll watch The Cape of Hulu. Then I'll watch my Netflix movie The Screwfly Solution. Life is good.
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• 1/27/2011 4:05 PM Telli wrote:
  hello, does anyone from the team read the comments?
  
  If you like exploitation, you should see the italian Star wars rip off, called Star Crash. It's quite bad, and it got THE HOFF WITH A FRIGGIN LIGHTSABER! (only for one scene though, as he is not the protagonist).
  
  Maybe you should team up with doug for this one, as it's definitely nostalgic, and he already dropped quite a lot Star Wars/ Star Trek references recently, so it would be fitting.
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• 1/27/2011 4:14 PM Tyler wrote:
  Nice Job Brad! Since you have seen this foregin Batman movie, I was wondering if you knew about the '91 "Filipino Batman" from the Philippines. It's original title is "Alyas Batman en Robin". You can get it here:
  http://cinestrike.com/1D/alyasbatman.htm
  but knowing you, You have your sources!
  ;D
  
  There is also another "Filipino Batman" from 1965 called "Alyas Batman at Robin"
  but I think that the other one is more famous and funnier.
  
  I hope you take my suggestion into consederation, and I love the video! =D
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• 1/27/2011 6:40 PM Will wrote:
  I'm not sure what's more disturbing, Batman's genitals warts or his o-face. At least we only saw the o-face so thanks for not showing the other, Brad.
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• 1/27/2011 9:20 PM Italian Aquaman wrote:
  Okay, I'll bite. What movie is that at the end with Christopher Walken?
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  1. 1/27/2011 10:47 PM Ashe wrote:
     I'm pretty sure that was a clip of Christopher Walken from the Tim Burton Batman film Batman Returns.
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     1. 1/28/2011 2:15 AM Italian Aquaman wrote:
        Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I haven't seen it in many years, though. Should have been "Never rub another man's rhubarb," a much more fitting end for a porn-film review.
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• 1/27/2011 10:13 PM wije wrote:
  Brad, don't be so hard on your earlier reviews. I just sent a link for Holocaust to one of my friends. The way you stated how much you hated the movie was hilarious on its own!
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• 1/27/2011 10:49 PM Ashe wrote:
  Okay, am I the only one who thought that the Italian Penguin in this movie looked a little bit like the 7th Doctor, Sylvester McCoy?
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• 1/28/2011 6:40 AM CapnG wrote:
  Barney Miller... NICE.
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• 1/28/2011 2:41 PM Stefan wrote:
  When sexy kidnappers want you to do them there's only one reason to it (insert Admiral Ackbar's "It's a trap!"): they got STDs
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• 1/28/2011 6:17 PM kenon wrote:
  You really are missing out on lot unless you actually know the language. All the subtleties and witty repartee is lost with subtitles. Learn Italian Brad, imagine re-watching Salo in all its glory...mangiare!
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• 1/29/2011 12:31 PM Nils B-Film wrote:
  Wow. An Italian Batman. ... But why am I surprised? The Italians had everything else, so why not The Bat?
  Nice job with the subtitles on this one. Missed those, hehe. The Italian Penguin's lackeys looks like they just got off the set of A Clockwork Orange.
  
  Funny you addressed those genital warts. *Shudders* Made me spontaneously for a few days after watching Porno Holocaust.
  
  That opening music... damn. And I thought Porno Holocaust's music was goofy.
  
  In all. Great review..!
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• 1/31/2011 10:36 AM Jackson135 wrote:
  How about a review of the banned "classic" Nekromanik?
  
  It's banned here in Australia and upon viewing the first five minutes with my high school Media teacher as an experiment of her's, I can see why.
  Errrgh is all I have to say.
  
  The Snob will love it!
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• 2/2/2011 10:39 AM Ray O wrote:
  I'll say it right off. There's no way Italian Batman can be as good as Italian Spiderman.
  
  No subs on the internet, even? Well, here we go again. Monkey with 72 Magic.
  
  Sounds like the Italian Jean-Jacques Perrey.
  
  Hooray for Bicycle Repair Man!
  
  You mean the Italian Batusi?
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• 2/2/2011 11:09 PM Scarlet wrote:
  I think you'll enjoy this Batman porn (sfw clip) from our shores. And it's going by the 60s TV series canon!
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0t0u1ofiv0&feature=related
  
  And Filipino Batman is still bomb. It's their version of Batman and Robin...with midget Spiderman!
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYIkdCN-_us
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• 2/6/2011 10:32 AM Accessories wrote:
  That should be interesting to watch! Thanks for the preview
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• 3/22/2011 12:59 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
  How did I miss this? When I started watching, this is the first thing I emailed a request to review & when you posted it, I totally missed it.
  
  When I saw the BL in BL-Comma, I was expecting gay porn; which would have made it infinitely funnier.
  
  Oh nice, it's uses background music from Rainbow Brite for it's theme song.
  
  It's almost as confusing as Pocket Ninjas.
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• 5/29/2011 8:11 PM ShMike wrote:
  You forgot Bat Pussy!
  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275956/
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• 6/5/2011 10:09 AM Cuffegofs wrote:
  It's good article. as we are in a very advanced generation so we should use new technology and application for each and every thing.
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• 9/25/2011 9:13 PM Ralok wrote:
  alien silver surfer?
  
  THE REAL SILVER SURFER IS ALIEN ALREADY
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• 12/4/2011 11:17 PM LongerWordsAreBetter wrote:
  "It's a porn" x 15
  
  Would it kill you to pronounce it PORNO, you lazy f#$%wit? It's like ONE GODDAMN SYLLABLE LONGER!!
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