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The Cinema Snob: Chatterbox
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Great Review, as always. But... how the hell do you find all this crap? Damn.
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Thanks! You've made my day
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i looked whats talkin o_o
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DOUBLE FEATURE OPPORTUNITY!
Chatterbox and Teeth: Two movies that will terrify the male audience members for years
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I'd love to see that movie snobbed, but I think it was made in 2007, so well passed the Snob's 1995 cutoff
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As soon as I saw the illustration at the beginning...a-JIBBALLY JIBBALLY JIBBALLY!!!!
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Hey, I'm not surprised by the subject matter. In the 90's we had a Hong Kong import called Talk to Me Dicky. And that one was about a police detective whose penis helped him solve crimes!
What I am surprised to know is that Chatterbox was made first. Aren't we Americans known for our dumbed down remakes and knockoffs?
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So...many...vagina-related...puns...coming to mind...GAAAAHHHHHHHH! *head explodes*
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which head?
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http://instantrimshot.com/
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A talking vagina ? wow , Snob you're playing with forces beyond your control.
GREAT REVIEW !
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How is this NOT a Porn??
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Allow me to answer your question with another question: Would you get off to a cunt that never shut the fuck up?
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Yes.
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okay.
That. was. weird.
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I can't believe this actually exists. I also can't believe it wasn't a porn. It almost seems like a waste. Great review Brad!
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I think this is a ripoff of a French porn film named "Pussy Talk".
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Who the hell makes a film about a talking vagina? We all know talking assholes are where it's at.
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It's unfortunate that Bruce Willis had his cameo role as the talking penis cut out of the final film. He spent half an hour in make-up.
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I'd be shocked if a remake wasn't in the works. And thank you for insulting the Vagina Monologues. Not only was it a rip off of this movie, it was far worse.
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. . .
Are you really that stupid?
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New big box episodes on the way?
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Oh man - I was just telling my friend about the existence of this movie like, two weeks ago. He believed me, but just barely.
Makes sense that it *would* exist: "Deep Throat" broke records with the story of a woman with a clitoris in the back of her throat... why not a movie about the exact opposite anatomical quirk?
Incidentally, for a movie from around the same time about a *man* with unusually gifted genitalia, see "Welcome Home, Brother Charles (aka Soul Vengeance)" (1975):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073735/
...a wrongly-convicted black man gets out of jail... and is able to strangle people with his penis. Seriously.
Definitely a "WTF...?" classic, but this is the only scene you need to see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB9RekGfLw8
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Bwaaahaaa....
I can just see her vocal coach: "No,no...louder...you must sing from your DIAPHRAGM!"
(bud-dump-bump)
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And once again:
http://instantrimshot.com/
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Wait...so Vic from The Big Box was the Snob's cock the whole time?! AAAAAAGH!!
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not only that, The Snob bought a movie from Vic, so that means...
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Wow, this was the first movie you reviewed that actually made me feel angry just watching your review of it.
What kind of twisted, indignant piece of crap movie is this!?!?!?
And I don't know what pissed me off more, the talking vagina or the fact that every other character in the movie didn't seem to be shocked by the fact that Penny's genital region could talk, thought Penny herself was saying those rude comments though it was obvious SHE NEVER FUCKING SAID THEM, or feel concerned for Penny's dignity.
And why would someone want to commit suicide just to keep their genitalia quiet. Just shoot the fucking cunt out with a pistol! It worked in South Park!
But great review, Brad.
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Pift
I have seen better talking vag movies from the 70's
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190780/
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At least we now know who Vic really is. Some penis who likes things "big!"
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have to agree with the others that mentioned Pussy Talk, that was the first talking vagina movie i saw and it remains the best, Pénélope Lamour is perfect.
the french know how to make a good movie
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Like Alien Resurrection, or Amelie? (That's rhetorical by they way, they both blew chunks.
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I'll give you Resurrection, but Amélie is a great film, as is Delicatessen and City of Lost Children.
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This new Heinz commercial at the beginning of videos is like if Tommy Wiseau had a cooking show. What a creep.
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I don't think this movie is all that realistic. Rip Taylor would have ignored the vagina.
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You know, this is the complete reverse of a route from the eroge Edelweiss Eden Fantasia. In that one, an accident in alchemy gives our hero Kazushi a talking dick. The only thing is, that story was actually well written and funny, and the talking dick wasn't an annoying character.
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You know, I did this film as my first episode on my show, Laserdisc Memories.
http://laserdiscmemories.com/2010/05/14/episode-1-chatterbox.aspx
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You know some how i thought Teeth would end up on the Snob first....
and you know for some deranged reason Teeth didn't scare me half as much as some were scared by it....then again I wouldn't force a girl into anything so I wouldn't get my dick chopped off by teeth because of a surprised reaction.
Oh god...Vagina monologues you know i thought for the longest i was the only person that hated that show.
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Card Sharks? Someone with a lot of money, FUND IT
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I vaguely remember a porno that had a woman with a talking asshole. Then again, it might have been a Dane Cook concert film.
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Simple question: couldn't she just use a tampon?
Reminds me of a certain German dictator who had a talking vagina. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrAAm9UrhI
Vagina Monologues. A+
Oh, Hitler? How perfectly appropriate!
"This is more than just the first film to star a real cunt." "How could it be? Barbara Streisand's already made 10 films!" See? It's easy.
Card Shark: Fund it.
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Actually, there is a french mavie with the exact premise ;P
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190780/
seems like they sold the same patch of LSD over here in the old world, too ;P
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Wow, that's pretty... ah... yeah.
Funniest three parts of the review:
1) The shocked face when the Snob finds out what the movie's really about.
2) "Now the talking vagina's hosting the Tonight Show."
3) The moment Vick's voice started. I knew exactly what it was going to be, exactly what joke it was going to make, and yet it still made me laugh until I coughed (yeah, got a bit of a cold at the moment).
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I watched this review just before I went to bed last night, and when I woke up this morning I came straight back to the site to check and see if I'd dreamed it.
The idea that Vic was the snob's dick the whole time... makes a frightening amount of sense, really.
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Oh god, that's almost like a female version of the German movie "Harte Jungs" from 2000, whose title sounds like it's a hardcore gay porno, but it's just a stupid American Pie rippoffs with a talking dick (which only his owner can hear) Oo
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OMG, this film really exists!
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There is a German movie about a guy with a talking dick. It's not from the 70's but from the 90's... How could they do this?
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2000, then. Close enough.
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It could be worse, Virginia could have been an actual person's face (emotions and all).
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Card Shark: When the Casino gets flooded, everyone has a full house... of sharks.
Ha! Outstanding.
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Great review and the "Serbian Film"-Joke: Great! *lol* But wouldn't "the Cinema Snob" love pretentious crap like that?
And I'm really freaked out now about the idea, how the "Big Box" Videos are shot, now that we know where the voice comes from...
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I thought after the pie hole comment you were going to follow up with a clap trap joke. Still, this is one of the weirder movies I've seen reviewed, even for TCS.
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Must... own...
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A.C- This is a rip-off of a French porno called 'Pussy Talk.'
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I wonder, what happens to Virginia during menstruation?
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This is one of the funniest reviews I've seen of you. Not only your commentary is gold but also the shots of the movie itself.
I must find this movie because I think it would be one of the funniest things ever.
Something for the whole family to watch.
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Haha wow that was classic.
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I think I am going to grab a Bible, curl up into the fetal position, and cry myself to sleep...
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Umm... I don't think anyone mentioned it so far, and its not on imdb, but is it just me or does the jock bus' driver look a little too much like Mark Hamill?
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christ brad you need to start sing NSFW tags on these
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Umm I think ALL of the Snob's videos are NSFW in some form or another!
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Wait.....didn't Lordkat talk to Vic in one of the episodes of the Big Box? So.....shall we start with the Lord Kat and Snob's dick eating strawberries fan art yet?
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If she wants it to shut up, why not just use a tampon?
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Just, lol.
I'd assume the running gag just gets old by the end of it, but the concepts just ridiculous enough to sell the movie. This is on my 'watch' list
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Fred Phelps... awesome.
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the fuck!?
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Probably your least funny review since Salo. At least half the jokes seemed to be variations on "shut that thing up," with the obvious (and easy) references to the Loony Tunes frog thrown in. And no, the voice didn't sound any more like a child than George Costanza's mother.
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Troll harder
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Micheal Myers stealing the boyfriends glasses ... Nice!
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Cool review, but I already saw a review by your old contributor "Moronick Mark".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5OHororFbY
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boy, the 70's sure were weird
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"Does her talking vagina have a beard?" Since it was made in the 70's I'd say yes.
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Card Shark: When the Casino gets flooded, everyone has a full house... of sharks.
I love your reviews Brad, but that could quite possibly be the funniest thing i've ever heard you say =D
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Leave Virginia alone! She's not like you or me.
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Here's question:
If Penny was dancing the Twist, would Virginia get dizzy?
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I always say I've seen it all. But a singing vagina? Alright, I can offically say I've seen it all. The fucking hell, who thought this movie was a good idea!?
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The running gag with people not noticing when Penny wasn't talking is my least favorite gag in any movie, ever.
So why isn't this movie riffed?
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Holy crap, I just recognized the lesbian salon customer... it's T'pring! No wonder she didn't want to marry Spock...
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Brad where the hell do you find these movies? And I thought I was the only one who knew pussies could talk!
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Is it strange that I actually thought this film looked kinda funny? :')
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This movie rules. Who would have thought a vagina could talk?
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Is this a review of Jodie Foster's "The Beaver", starring Mel Gibson?
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Is it just me...
But during the scene where the National Anthem is sung, is that the Superman S-Shield emblem on her panties?!
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This can be solved with one word TAMPON
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14:17 on the right looks like gamecube and xbox 360 games..
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My god....this movie *exists*.
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My favorite reaction was when Brad's jaw drops when he realizes where the voice is coming from!
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