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9/1/2010 12:17 AM
JS Partisan wrote:
Seriously, the ad right after your video ended was for Brothers and Sisters. That's just too damn funny. Nevertheless, you without that suit on is very freaking off-putting. It's like looking at the pope without fancy red shoes. You also summed those endings up perfectly because IF IT WERE REAL, NO ONE WOULD BE THERE TO FILM IT! Few have ever put it so succinct. Reply to this
9/1/2010 12:27 AMDominic wrote:
Heh, now I just want to see this for the ending. I personally enjoy this gimmick, the documentary thing, but it is really easy to screw up. Looking forward to the film! You are an awesome actor. Keep us posted! Reply to this
9/1/2010 12:36 AMGoldenSimatar wrote:
Totally agree with you Brad, the ending makes no sense whatsoever. The ending needed more buildup; for good ambiguity the storyteller MUST leave a few stepping stones for the audience to jump off from and 'discover' the narrative. However, you still need to leave a few crumbs every so often. Outside of a few yokels mentioning the Satan Cult at the start of the film, there's no mention of it ever again.
If it kept to the straight 'is she or isn't she possessed' angle and didn't go off the deep end; would have liked it better. I didn't find it very suspenseful and spooky; but woulda been better without that ending. Reply to this
9/1/2010 1:37 AManimedude wrote:
Wow BJ, I never noticed how... silky-smooth your arms are and... hey! Stop trying to make me gay! Stupid sexy Cinema Snob. Reply to this
9/1/2010 2:14 AM
Tam Lin wrote:
Yeah, geez, what do you even say about this? I've never been one to go around saying that one small element ruins a movie, but it really is impossible to take the film seriously after the last five minutes. Not only does the ending make no sense, it destroys the rest of the film by riddling it with plot holes and inconsistencies. Almost none of what happens earlier makes sense in context with the finale. Reply to this
9/1/2010 3:09 AM
glenn wrote:
A very fair and even handed review. The ending of the film is pure Eli Roth. So illogical and out side of the tone of the rest of the film it stomps up and down on the good bits. That man doesn't understand horror movies. He's like a thirteen year old who keeps piling things into the mix until it becomes rediculous. Reply to this
9/1/2010 4:21 AM
bassbait wrote:
Watching this review in the dead of night...
isn't scary at all. I usually get creeped out by a nightly atmosphere (I watch Futurama to put me to sleep. It distracts from the scary aspects of night), but I'm so out of it right now, that the movie doesn't sound scary. My will for scary movies increases when I'm tired: I was watching Alien, and fell asleep half way in, during the scariest moments, so I really couldn't find anything scary. I had to finish the movie the next day, and after watching that, I realized that horror films DO NOT scare me. Reply to this
9/1/2010 4:23 AM
executor wrote:
One question: What was the title of the movie you mentioned at the beginning, that thing that has the same vibe or something like the end of "Last Excorcism" with the bear giving the deer a rim job, the lions coming down the mountains for an abortion and what not? "Little Critters Christmas" or something?!? Reply to this
9/1/2010 7:14 AM
Hellbishop wrote:
Looks like another one to watch out for when it hits the stores. The psychology angle sounds great. Will be interesting to see this crazy doesnt make sense angle. Wonder if the Devil is gonna explode out of the ground and laugh in a deep evil voice while saying, I AM SCHIZOPHRENIA.....
Thanks for the great review and congratulations on your upcoming projects mighty iron willed with infinite creative might Cinema Snob Reply to this
9/1/2010 8:12 AM
nick wrote:
First off, I was surprised at how much they pulled off with a PG-13 rating (makes me wonder what the unrated DVD version has in store).
Looking back at my experience with this movie and your review, the ending will either piss people off or, in your case, get a laugh out of them. Sure, lots of these POV-horror movies have an abrupt ending but some don't throw a new plot into the final minutes.
As someone posted earlier, there needed to be clues to this build-up. What did we have? The interview with the locals didn't feel significant to remember. The brother's lost of faith after his mother's death might explain his part but that is it!
I keep wondering if the daughter was in on this too or was a victim along with if the father knew what was going on hence his decision to home-school her. It wasn't bad until you see the ending and try to think on it. Reply to this
9/1/2010 11:58 AM
Cosmo wrote:
The ending reminded me a lot of The Blair Witch Project's "standing in the corner" thing. They mention it once, at the very beginning of the movie, and don't reference it again until it happens in the last ten seconds. Reply to this
9/1/2010 12:11 PM
Emily wrote:
Psh. Brad, haven't you learned anything? If Kyle kissed the exorcist girl, she would have turned into a whore.
And I was gonna say, the ending of this movie is Cartman reading aloud his Christmas story? xD Reply to this
9/1/2010 12:23 PM
Stephen wrote:
At the end of the review when Brad gets up and it still shows him walking around to the camera, I thought Brad was gonna knock over his camera and put in fake credits, like how he said all these movies end. Reply to this
9/1/2010 1:23 PM
Widgetcraft wrote:
I've got a friend who swears this is the scariest movie ever made... I don't take his opinions on horror movies too seriously. Reply to this
9/1/2010 4:21 PM
AKKUMA wrote:
congrats on the new movie Brad, that's awesome dude. Thanks for going and watching this movie for me, was kinda curious about it, but i think ill take your advice and give it a rental or a Netflix i should say, haha. Love the show, cant wait to see more. Reply to this
9/1/2010 4:48 PM
The Goddamn Master wrote:
Another Softly from Cable?! You spoil us, you magnificent bastard... Reply to this
9/1/2010 6:35 PM
Squidbuddy wrote:
This is honestly the only time I have ever seen you not wearing a tux. It's oddly disturbing. Reply to this
9/2/2010 2:26 AM
ThomasMink wrote:
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa... Didn't even watch this one yet, and I couldn't help but notice that something seemed different. That's when it hit me: No suit! It's actually pretty strange to see a t-shirt! Reply to this
9/3/2010 12:22 AM
Charlie wrote:
I noticed the tums on your table,is the "brad tries" finally catching up to you? Reply to this
9/3/2010 12:47 AM
Dantesinporno wrote:
I geniunely enjoyed this movie up until literally the last two minutes. The smugness of the Cotton character while he was being an outright manipulative charlatan was especially entertaining. The cat thing and the finger thing were really fucking demented as well. I cannot tell you how infuriating it is for a story to be that enthralling and then just take a sticky shit right in my lap like that. Seriously, they're stealing from Hillary Swank now. The Reaping wants it's horse shit ending back as well. I guarantee if you gave a 7th grade heavy metal fan three minutes to pull an ending to this movie out of their ass, what they came up with would be less of a moronic non-sequitur by an obscene margin. Reply to this
9/3/2010 3:28 AMSpazOutLoud wrote:
When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought, "wow, I guess she's possessed because she's really flexible."
I wonder if they had a better ending [original ending] and test audiences didn't like it so they had to change it. Or this was really it. Reply to this
9/3/2010 2:30 PM
Pandora's Box wrote:
Aww did the ending of this movie give Brad a stomach ache? *points to the Tums* X3 Reply to this
9/3/2010 7:59 PM
MistressValkyrie wrote:
I was thinking of giving this one a go as well. I think I am going to wait until it gets released on dvd however.
Tonight though I am going to see MACHETE! Let's hope its as awesome as I want it to be. Reply to this
9/12/2010 5:21 PM
Supreme wrote:
I got the R.O.B robot when I got my nintendo that is shown at 4.05 to 4.09 and that shitty game gyromite,at least I thought it was.I think it is in my attic not sure of the condition of it and all I remember it doing was transferring spinning plates from one place to another,when I got my nintendo thats what came with it in the mid 80's.I still have a nintendo and its hard as fuck being there isnt a memory card and stored points,I have yet to beat castlevania the original one now that game is harder than anything Ive played on x-box 360. Reply to this
1/3/2011 6:52 AM
Ultros wrote:
Personally I think the ending does make sense, and there are hints about it. 1) The son is dead set agaisnt the preacher until he finds out he is fake. Therefore he knows the preacher wouldn't do anything to harm the demon baby. 2) The son gives the preacher a note saying don't leave the girl with her father. He doesn't want the father to kill her because she is carrying the demon baby. 3) The pastor in the town says he hasn't seen that family in a long time, but the gay boy tells them that the pastor threw a party for some kids at his place, and one person there was the girl. Reply to this
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Whoa, Brad doesn't have his Jacket on. Cool!
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Do you have a tummyache Brad? Tums work wonders!
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Your starring in a movie? I can't wait to hear more! Is it gonna be in theaters?
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I strongly doubt it.
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Seriously, the ad right after your video ended was for Brothers and Sisters. That's just too damn funny. Nevertheless, you without that suit on is very freaking off-putting. It's like looking at the pope without fancy red shoes. You also summed those endings up perfectly because IF IT WERE REAL, NO ONE WOULD BE THERE TO FILM IT! Few have ever put it so succinct.
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Heh, now I just want to see this for the ending. I personally enjoy this gimmick, the documentary thing, but it is really easy to screw up.
Looking forward to the film! You are an awesome actor. Keep us posted!
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Totally agree with you Brad, the ending makes no sense whatsoever. The ending needed more buildup; for good ambiguity the storyteller MUST leave a few stepping stones for the audience to jump off from and 'discover' the narrative. However, you still need to leave a few crumbs every so often. Outside of a few yokels mentioning the Satan Cult at the start of the film, there's no mention of it ever again.
If it kept to the straight 'is she or isn't she possessed' angle and didn't go off the deep end; would have liked it better. I didn't find it very suspenseful and spooky; but woulda been better without that ending.
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Aren't all the Exorcism movies the same anyways?
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Wow BJ, I never noticed how... silky-smooth your arms are and... hey! Stop trying to make me gay! Stupid sexy Cinema Snob.
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wait wtf you have arms? I thought you just had floating hands
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Yeah, geez, what do you even say about this? I've never been one to go around saying that one small element ruins a movie, but it really is impossible to take the film seriously after the last five minutes. Not only does the ending make no sense, it destroys the rest of the film by riddling it with plot holes and inconsistencies. Almost none of what happens earlier makes sense in context with the finale.
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A very fair and even handed review. The ending of the film is pure Eli Roth. So illogical and out side of the tone of the rest of the film it stomps up and down on the good bits.
That man doesn't understand horror movies. He's like a thirteen year old who keeps piling things into the mix until it becomes rediculous.
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Watching this review in the dead of night...
isn't scary at all. I usually get creeped out by a nightly atmosphere (I watch Futurama to put me to sleep. It distracts from the scary aspects of night), but I'm so out of it right now, that the movie doesn't sound scary. My will for scary movies increases when I'm tired: I was watching Alien, and fell asleep half way in, during the scariest moments, so I really couldn't find anything scary. I had to finish the movie the next day, and after watching that, I realized that horror films DO NOT scare me.
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One question: What was the title of the movie you mentioned at the beginning, that thing that has the same vibe or something like the end of "Last Excorcism" with the bear giving the deer a rim job, the lions coming down the mountains for an abortion and what not? "Little Critters Christmas" or something?!?
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He was referring to an episode of South Park, not a movie.
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Looks like another one to watch out for when it hits the stores. The psychology angle sounds great. Will be interesting to see this crazy doesnt make sense angle. Wonder if the Devil is gonna explode out of the ground and laugh in a deep evil voice while saying, I AM SCHIZOPHRENIA.....
Thanks for the great review and congratulations on your upcoming projects mighty iron willed with infinite creative might Cinema Snob
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First off, I was surprised at how much they pulled off with a PG-13 rating (makes me wonder what the unrated DVD version has in store).
Looking back at my experience with this movie and your review, the ending will either piss people off or, in your case, get a laugh out of them. Sure, lots of these POV-horror movies have an abrupt ending but some don't throw a new plot into the final minutes.
As someone posted earlier, there needed to be clues to this build-up. What did we have? The interview with the locals didn't feel significant to remember. The brother's lost of faith after his mother's death might explain his part but that is it!
I keep wondering if the daughter was in on this too or was a victim along with if the father knew what was going on hence his decision to home-school her. It wasn't bad until you see the ending and try to think on it.
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The ending reminded me a lot of The Blair Witch Project's "standing in the corner" thing. They mention it once, at the very beginning of the movie, and don't reference it again until it happens in the last ten seconds.
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Psh. Brad, haven't you learned anything? If Kyle kissed the exorcist girl, she would have turned into a whore.
And I was gonna say, the ending of this movie is Cartman reading aloud his Christmas story? xD
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It's all clear now: Your cat is trying to take over your show!
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At the end of the review when Brad gets up and it still shows him walking around to the camera, I thought Brad was gonna knock over his camera and put in fake credits, like how he said all these movies end.
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I've got a friend who swears this is the scariest movie ever made... I don't take his opinions on horror movies too seriously.
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congrats on the new movie Brad, that's awesome dude.
Thanks for going and watching this movie for me, was kinda curious about it, but i think ill take your advice and give it a rental or a Netflix i should say, haha.
Love the show, cant wait to see more.
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Another Softly from Cable?!
You spoil us, you magnificent bastard...
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You starring in a movie again? Which movie did you already appear in?
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This is honestly the only time I have ever seen you not wearing a tux. It's oddly disturbing.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa...
Didn't even watch this one yet, and I couldn't help but notice that something seemed different. That's when it hit me: No suit! It's actually pretty strange to see a t-shirt!
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I noticed the tums on your table,is the "brad tries" finally catching up to you?
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I geniunely enjoyed this movie up until literally the last two minutes. The smugness of the Cotton character while he was being an outright manipulative charlatan was especially entertaining. The cat thing and the finger thing were really fucking demented as well. I cannot tell you how infuriating it is for a story to be that enthralling and then just take a sticky shit right in my lap like that. Seriously, they're stealing from Hillary Swank now. The Reaping wants it's horse shit ending back as well. I guarantee if you gave a 7th grade heavy metal fan three minutes to pull an ending to this movie out of their ass, what they came up with would be less of a moronic non-sequitur by an obscene margin.
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When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought, "wow, I guess she's possessed because she's really flexible."
I wonder if they had a better ending [original ending] and test audiences didn't like it so they had to change it. Or this was really it.
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Aww did the ending of this movie give Brad a stomach ache? *points to the Tums* X3
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I was thinking of giving this one a go as well. I think I am going to wait until it gets released on dvd however.
Tonight though I am going to see MACHETE! Let's hope its as awesome as I want it to be.
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That "big picture show" had better be Game Boys.
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I got the R.O.B robot when I got my nintendo that is shown at 4.05 to 4.09 and that shitty game gyromite,at least I thought it was.I think it is in my attic not sure of the condition of it and all I remember it doing was transferring spinning plates from one place to another,when I got my nintendo thats what came with it in the mid 80's.I still have a nintendo and its hard as fuck being there isnt a memory card and stored points,I have yet to beat castlevania the original one now that game is harder than anything Ive played on x-box 360.
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Personally I think the ending does make sense, and there are hints about it. 1) The son is dead set agaisnt the preacher until he finds out he is fake. Therefore he knows the preacher wouldn't do anything to harm the demon baby.
2) The son gives the preacher a note saying don't leave the girl with her father. He doesn't want the father to kill her because she is carrying the demon baby.
3) The pastor in the town says he hasn't seen that family in a long time, but the gay boy tells them that the pastor threw a party for some kids at his place, and one person there was the girl.
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