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8/25/2010 1:23 PM
TheThunderhorse wrote:
The reasons they called him Caius in the movie, might be that the G can be pronounced as a C in Latin, because of that there are several ways of writing that name: Gaius, Caius, Gajus and Cajus. Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:19 PM
Rhinehart wrote:
yeah, technically it is Caius, to be totally accurate his name is spelt CAIVS CALIGVLA Reply to this
8/25/2010 10:35 PM
Kelly wrote:
From what I remember from classical Latin the symbol "C" only represents "G" in written language (interchangable), but you still say the sound "guh" as in "guns"; the reader was just expected to know the difference. It's been years though since I've studied, so I could be wrong. If I'm right, the re-dubbing is even more of a blunder. Reply to this
8/25/2010 11:25 PM
Xenos wrote:
throughout the long period in which Latin was spoken the name "gaius" was pronounced upwards of 4 different ways. Reply to this
8/25/2010 1:41 PM
J.P. H wrote:
I don't know why I noticed the star tattoo on Jillian's wrist in a review that involves horse fucking. I think my priorities might be a a bit off. Reply to this
8/26/2010 12:13 AM
john wrote:
They are more than a bit off....why in gods name were you looking at her wrist when there is obviously 2 other things onscreen to look at ?? Anyway....YES on 80's Dan....that cameo made me laugh...Maybe a team up with "Softly from cable" ?? That would be interesting Reply to this
8/25/2010 1:44 PM
UCgrab wrote:
from south america i salute you snob, feliz episodio cien y que hayan cien mas adelante Reply to this
8/25/2010 1:51 PMShawn DC wrote:
So 80s Dan was just part of our collective imaginations? *Snaps Fingers* Trippy, man.
8/25/2010 1:53 PM
Riah wrote:
I kept expecting Film Brain to suddenly scream out "symbolism!" at a random moment in the rest of the review. Caligula is a bit too disturbing for my tastes, but I enjoyed the review. Laughed like crazy in the Brad and Jerrid episode at the end.
8/25/2010 1:57 PM
Scott in Burbank wrote:
I ran into Malcolm at my local Starbucks a few weeks ago (and my wife actually worked with him on a film). Anyway, great two-parter! Thanks!!! Reply to this
8/25/2010 2:03 PM
Raziel Star wrote:
You hilarious bastard that was one of the funniest reviews i've ever seen. 80's Dan was the icing on the cake Reply to this
8/25/2010 2:09 PM
Eddievercetti wrote:
Kung Tai Ted Lupa Film Brain PaganWario 80s Dan
TOO MUCH AWESOME!
Wait, did I see Helen Mirren's name on the credits?
8/25/2010 2:12 PMcornbredx wrote:
Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. Here's looking forward to 100 more episodes.
I'm not feeling well so thats all I can really say. This was great, though, Brad. Your reviews are my favorite. Never stop being so awesome. Reply to this
8/25/2010 2:12 PM
Darkslide wrote:
All I can say is thank you for 100 Episodes! You'll always be my favourite movie critic. Reply to this
8/25/2010 3:08 PM
Kathrin wrote:
You put so much sweet side notes in this review, I can't pick a favorite! Anyway, you made me remember that I saw this movie (most likely cencored) on german television late at night when I was about 12. Mum and Dad should have paid for a babysitter. Or locked the TV somehow. To the next 100 episodes! Cheers! Reply to this
8/25/2010 3:12 PM
James Auburn wrote:
Now, Snob - you know good and well those two lesbians didn't piss away their careers (at least not right away): Lori Wagner and Anneka Di Lorenzo were in MESSALINA, EMPRESS OF ROME, better known as... CALIGULA II. One o' those Italian faux-sequels you love so much, and was actually released before the original was anywhere.
(If you *didn't* know that, well, Brad should've informed you.) Reply to this
I find it surprising that the Lesbian thing is what caused Tinto Brass to go Alan Smithee on this project, looking at Brass's other works like "Fallo!" which was essentially a "mystery" show where the term "Private Detective" had two meanings and the fact that from what I understand he had a hand in one of the many iterations of "Emannuelle."
Just seems bassackwards he would get upset at a legitimate attempt at porn that wasn't shock value but I guess every director has to have their turning point. Reply to this
8/25/2010 3:20 PMNils B-Film wrote:
Congrats to the 100th review. And what a review. Your humor and production was quite on top in this. The tempo was really good, and the segment with 80s Dan was especially hysterical. I'm gonna watch another 100 episodes. I'll be looking forward to more Piere Kirby, and I suspect which film the one with weasels is!
And now I have another Joe D'Amato flick to watch. Reply to this
8/25/2010 3:33 PM
Anonymous wrote:
Have you heard of the movie bloodsong?
8/25/2010 3:33 PM
Bri wrote:
This two-parter was SO GOOD! All the cameos, looking back at all of Brad's characters... fabulous stuff! And Brad, if you're reading this, I'm sure I'm not the only one who would be willing to pay for access to premium downloads... hint, hint, nudge, nudge. Reply to this
8/25/2010 3:52 PM
Ran88 wrote:
Fantastic two part 100th episode extravaganza. I must say though that I'm shocked that there was no Godfather joke during the scene with Caligula's horse in bed with him. Reply to this
8/25/2010 4:43 PMLucasChad wrote:
This two parter blows my mind on so many levels from the puking sound to the cameos.
I know some people kept referring to some scenes from the movie that could've used some references, but I'm sure those jokes would've been overly redundant, so props to you Brad! Reply to this
8/25/2010 4:44 PM
Daniel Kepley wrote:
Oh man! I've been waiting 8 long days to see how this review would end, and it was well worth it! So much so that in that time period, I've added this one to my Blu-Ray collection! I loved the Big Box, Film Brain, Obscurus Lupa, and Kung Tai Ted cameos! I am looking forward to 100 more Cinema Snob reviews in the future! And by the way, the song at the end was the disco version of the Love Theme to Caligula, entitled "We Are One"; I downloaded the soundtrack as well! Reply to this
8/25/2010 4:47 PM
Razielle wrote:
Thanks for making my day Brad! Without you I would probably have never heard of Porno Holocaust and the others.
Thanks for your awesomeness! Bring on the next 100! Reply to this
8/25/2010 4:53 PMDane wrote:
Very nice review like always. Family Video is not the best place to rent porn by the way! And I will keep watching you for another 100 episodes. Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:09 PM
BBoy2020 wrote:
I don't get it. I thought Snob said this was his favorite movie of all time, and yet he's bashing all over this movie?
Or is this another one of those stupid "Going into character" type of things? That's kind of a lame copout I think. At least when Nostalgia Critic reviewed Hook, he was pointing out flaws in the movie, and it seemed like a legitimate review, you understood that he really did like the movie.
I love ya Snob, been watching you since Spoony helped you out, but the Caligula review, or maybe rather the "Cinema Snob" being a character and doesn't actually express your personal opinions, kinda ruins it Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:30 PM
Kelly wrote:
The Cinema Snob has always been a character. It is a satire of pretentious critics who nitpick exploitation films. He's said this in numerous interviews, plus anyone can see that Brad and the Snob are not the same character. Brad even appears as himself in Caligula Part 1 to show him getting into character and talking about Caligula. Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:32 PM
Wayne wrote:
Brads stated time, and time, and time again that the Snob does not reflect Brads views on a movie 100% of the time. He's also stated on more than one occasion that he has Snobbed movies that he personally likes. Maybe you should pay more attention. Reply to this
8/25/2010 6:10 PM
Shadow wrote:
Riffing on a movie doesn't mean you actually have to hate it. The Snob's style is more in the vain of MST3K, where they're not really reviewing the film as more making fun of it. Exploitation Nostalgia Critic this is not.
And yeah look at the replies saying that brad doesn't actually hate these movies; he actually is a fan of the things he's making fun of. Reply to this
8/26/2010 11:04 AM
glenn wrote:
Brad is also fundamentally a comedian. It's hard, virtually impossible really, to make humour out of reverence. Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:13 PM
Tezzle wrote:
You probably knew ahead of time we'd all demand more 80s Dan. So I won't even bother...wait this is technically doing that...
8/25/2010 5:29 PM
PhanWolf wrote:
Awesome job Brad, as usual. Really looking forward to future episodes. Especially the weasels.... I so know what movie that is and I can't wait! Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:32 PM
AKKUMA wrote:
we love you Brad. Thanks for 100 episodes of awesomeness, cant wait for 100 more. Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:37 PM
Ender wrote:
You know, I can only imagine what Michael Macdowell was thinking. "You know, Clockwork Orange was pretty fucked up, but I think I can do better." Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:45 PM
Jyri wrote:
Yes, I'm sure that is exactly what, um, Michael Mcdonald was thinking. See, 'cos you spelled it wrong...
But honestly, yeah, that propably exacly what he was thinking. "Fuck Kubrick, I'm going to Italy!"
8/25/2010 5:40 PM
William wrote:
If 80's Dan becomes a reoccurring character there should be a meeting of him and 90's Kid. "Duuuuuude, back in your time you guys had Frank Miller, who started all that is most XTREME! about comics and his style was carried on by Image Comics and ROB LIEFELD, MAN!" Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:49 PM
CrimsonDusk wrote:
Wow man just wow, now I'm going to go an track down this movie. Also I expected to see the Snob in a toga by the end of the movie, but glad it wasn't that predictable. Oh and Ebert's commentary was hilarious. Glad at least he saw it. Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:56 PM
executor wrote:
Just awesomly fucking great. Definitly a "part 2" thats even better than the first one. And thankfully I was right, that we see Jerrid in this one. "Brad and Jerrid" is just perfect, the rest nearly as good. Why nearly? Because as the old saying goes: "Wenns am schönsten ist sollte man aufhören." (It's the best to quit when it's at its nicest, or something like that)
Cause I really am ready now for the next 100 episodes of even higher entertainment value. That would probably blast my balls of by sheer awesomeness, but thats a risk I willingly take!
I salute you, Cinema Snob, Mr. Jones and the whole rest of the family, cause this two parter was one of the three best "anniversay" Videos I've ever seen.
Prost! Und noch viel Erfolg bei den nächsten 100 Folgen! Reply to this
8/25/2010 5:58 PMScooter Mike wrote:
Just awesome! Congrats on 100 episodes! Bring Back 80's Dan! WOO! 80's Dan! 80's Dan! Keep up the legendary videos, dude! I'll keep watching them no matter what. Reply to this
8/25/2010 6:05 PM
Adam wrote:
Congrats on 100 episodes Brad. It's been so much fun watching your vids since Spoony first plugged you on his site. A day is always better when there's a new Snob video ^_^ Reply to this
8/25/2010 6:17 PMJoeShmoe wrote:
The Brad & Jerrid near the end literally made me LOL. Very nice work. Glad Kung Tai Ted took on the death scene; that was pretty brutal... haha... The shades literally made me LOL, too.
GREAT review. Most definitely looking forward to future episodes. =) Reply to this
8/25/2010 6:25 PMPenrefe wrote:
Congratulations on your 100th episode(s? Are we counting the 2-parter as one episode? Whatever.) Yay for you, and here's to another 100 more! Cheers! Reply to this
8/25/2010 6:44 PM
SpecterM91 wrote:
I think I want 80's Dan to become a real character. Congrats on the 100th review, Brad, keep them coming. Reply to this
Also... great touch with 80s Dan. I think the worse part is that... it really doesn't seems to be such a bad idea of a character... so, yes, I do hope to see him back someday, xD Reply to this
8/25/2010 7:36 PMskrag2112 wrote:
80s Dan would be a great addition to your site. Maybe, with the power of belief, and some magic pixie dust, he will come back. Also, is Jerrid a St Louis Rams fan? Reply to this
8/25/2010 8:12 PM
Desertpunk23 wrote:
I can never enjoy any Caligula performance after seeing John Hurts Caligula in I Claudius. Owell great review anyway lol Reply to this
8/25/2010 8:18 PM
mrwednesdaynight wrote:
I'm all for 1880's Dan. No, serious, seeing 80's Dan fade out of existence was kind of heartbreaking. He seemed like a nice guy who wanted so hard to be real but faded away. That was kind of sad. Can't wait to see what you have next. Reply to this
8/25/2010 8:54 PM
Laura wrote:
I know it was hard on you to trash your favourite movie, but it made for an absolutly perfect Cinema Snob milestone review.
Sometime in the future it would be cool to hear you, speaking as youself, explain why you love Caligula so much. Talk about what originally drew you to it and why you keep coming back? Reply to this
8/25/2010 10:02 PM
Dean wrote:
We need more 80's Dan. You shouldn't have gone there, now the audiences will demand more! Reply to this
8/25/2010 10:11 PM
Shantal wrote:
HILARIOUS. Phelos at the end there was pretty damn funny. Great review, hope to see more episodes soon. Reply to this
8/25/2010 10:21 PM
Movieguy5000 wrote:
Your review of Caligula was an awesome way to celebrate 100 episodes. I loved the references to your other shows, and I thought that the cameos were really damn funny. I wonder if you will use '80s Dan in the future. Reply to this
8/25/2010 11:00 PMJoe wrote:
I also am interested in hearing why exactly "Caligula" is your favorite film of all time. I would love to hear your reasons. It would be very insightful and I think it would help us fans of yours understand you better as a person.
Nevertheless, thank you and congratulations on your hundredth episode! Reply to this
8/25/2010 11:24 PM
Slayerette wrote:
I just borrowed this movie from a friend and I'm so EXCITED, I may even make turn it into a drinking game and make all my friends watch it with me any ideas on rules? Reply to this
8/26/2010 3:05 PMskrag2112 wrote:
Every time Malcolm McDowell does something bizarre, take a drink. (You will be dead of alcohol poisoning within the first 15 minutes.) Reply to this
8/27/2010 9:59 AM
Slayerette wrote:
so far I'm thinking take drink if... you see a penis Caligula kisses his sister you see the white horse someone is tortured(extra sip when they die) a shot is reused historical inaccuracy(aka extra drink for circumcised penises) stock footage of Pron
and if your really daring every time Caligula does something crazy
finish your drink if you can't finish the movie Reply to this
8/25/2010 11:52 PM
Andrew wrote:
Man oh Man I've been watching these videos for awhile now and the Cinema Snob is amazing. Congratulations on 100 episodes that's fantastic, I can honestly say because of this show I've actively sought out some of the more infamous movies in the world. Thanks for all the awesomeness, and 80s Steve or whatever was fucking hilarious. Reply to this
8/26/2010 12:24 AM
Danny from Puerto Rico wrote:
I just came back from an awesome date with my girlfriend and what did I have waiting for me when I got home? The second half of the Caligula review. Truly, life is peachy.
8/26/2010 12:26 AM
C Murdock wrote:
The "Caius" thing is a fuckup on the part of the moviemakers. Historically the letter "C" was used for both the k and the g sound in Latin (like how "V" was used for both "w" and "u"), so you'll occasionally see names like Gaius spelled with a C like in the old fashion. So them spelling it with a "C" isn't QUITE a fuckup. But pronouncing it with a hard "c" sound is. And for the record, people who pronounce Cassius's name with a hard C sound are making the same mistake, as he too is properly referred to as Gaius. Reply to this
8/26/2010 2:03 AM
diggerjohn111 wrote:
They are still arguing about that. I'm an historian, and I'd kill for someone to have an audiotape of an actual Ancient Roman speaking. They really don't know how they actually pronounced Latin back then. Reply to this
8/26/2010 1:34 AM
Boredlizzie wrote:
80's Dan??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! How could you kill off such a beloved, spontaneously invented character?? Now Marty McFly must go back in time to save him! Reply to this
8/26/2010 2:01 AM
diggerjohn111 wrote:
You rule, Brad! Thanks go to you, your lovely wife and all your friends who help make this my favourite place on the interweb (a word that is now in the Oxford Dictionary). Reply to this
8/26/2010 3:39 AM
Brian W wrote:
Greetings from Taiwan! Just purely awesome how you combine all the cameos and your other sketches into the review. By the way, the film's title in Taiwan is (literally translated)Erotic Romance of the Roman Empire. Misleading at best.
8/26/2010 3:42 AM
Brian W wrote:
Greetings from Taiwan! Just purely awesome how you combine all the cameos and your other sketches into the review. By the way, the film's title in Taiwan is (literally translated)Erotic Romance of the Roman Empire. And with Luis Royo's painting on the DVD cover. Misleading at best.
8/26/2010 5:11 AM
Bigus Dickus wrote:
And the review was all going so swimmingly until Film Brain popped up. It's impossible to watch even a tiny "cameo" without instinctivly hitting the pause button.
Other than that, a mighty fine review for a mighty fine piece of schlock. Reply to this
8/30/2010 9:06 AM
Jacob Rampey wrote:
Yea dude, what's up with that guy? He's like a bobble-head, and he has no passion in his line deliveries. It makes me think if The Nostalgia Critic was AVGN, then this guy is the iRate Gamer. Reply to this
8/26/2010 5:36 AM
Yo-Ma wrote:
What's that I hear? Bill Conti's "Runaway" from For Your Eyes Only?
8/26/2010 9:37 AM
nw wrote:
That was a masterpiece. Out of all the reviewers on TGWTG you've really become the most mature and talented. Of course, that's probably because the movies you review are mature and this one could be considered very mature subject matter. Still, you've really become my favorite. Thanks for making all this free stuff and putting so much work into it. Reply to this
8/26/2010 11:20 AM
MaaZeus wrote:
The moment I saw the horse in bed, I had to pause cuz I was laughing so hysterically with wet eyes. And your comments afterwards didnt help either. XD Man, Caligula is one disturbing fellow.
Thank you Brad for all the great nad hilarious moments I've had with your videos, they almost never dissapoint me. Cheers for the next 100 episodes! Reply to this
8/26/2010 11:36 AM
Michael wrote:
You should check out Horror hound in cincinnati Nov 12th through the 14th Malcom Mcdowell will be there.
8/27/2010 12:22 AM
Gunwild wrote:
Dude, it would probably cost out the ass, but getting McDowell to sign his Caligula DVD or somehow watch the review would be the greatest thing ever. Reply to this
8/26/2010 1:39 PM
Luke Bannon wrote:
Utter brilliance Brad, loved the whole thing- Big box, Brad and Jerrid, Kung Tai Ted, Lupa, 80s Dan (I would watch the show), the recap... all just marvellous. Plus after watching this I've now ordered the Imperial Edition of the movie- thank you for all the laughs and entertainment over these 100 episodes and I look forward to another 100, or, at least as many more as you make. Reply to this
8/26/2010 3:27 PMGrundle wrote:
As somebody who's restored an old game system or two, the "Brad Tries Nintendo" part was pretty gross to me. I hope you cleaned that thing off good beforehand. Reply to this
8/26/2010 3:37 PM
Ulysses Petroleum wrote:
Brad! The UK VHS release WAS in a clam shell and was released on Electric Blue Video. Which was a softcore porno magazine/video company here in England. I have it actually. I might send it to you coz I'm feeling generous. Reply to this
8/26/2010 4:03 PM
Shadow wrote:
Now I kinda want to buy this, but as I live with my parents I would surmise that explaining this film to them would be hard. Even if I am twenty four.
I just watched part one and two back to back and I have to say this is one of the best Cinema Snob's I've seen. It doesn't top the Salo review but it is a close second in my book. You did a marvelous job of balancing out the cameos and the stuff from your alternate shows. I too can be counted as wanting more 80's Dan and Softly From Cable.
This movie right here shows you that there was a time when i think in movies you could get away with a lot. Albeit the one most commonly known is the R Rated version which is what you reviewed but, the constant penis, and vagina shots alone would of garnered this movie an NC17 rating if it had been really pushed through now. Makes me kinda sad.
Also I know this was probably a joke but you said in the opening narration "I have existed for three years and I will exist for three more" are you putting a six year lifespan on The Snob? It makes me sad if you did but again i think it was more for a joke than anything.
Anyway, thank you for Snobbing your favorite film of all time, and I like many would be interested in seeing a Brad review of this film just to see why you like it Reply to this
The Radiodrome Voice refers to 'the Snob's Wife's Rack'. Now, we've established that all Brad's characters are different people, so this can't mean Jillian, because she's appeared as herself in 'The Bruno Mattei Show' with Brad as himself. So does that mean the Snob is married to Shannon Shears? Reply to this
8/27/2010 3:20 AM
Chris wrote:
I can answer this. The radiodrome bit mentions how Brad had to psyche himself into Snob mode, so obviously it's recapping the bit knowing the Snob is a character and in reality is married to Jillian. Reply to this
8/26/2010 4:26 PM
CrenshawPete wrote:
This was easily one of the best reviews you've made to date! loved both parts and I can't wait for another three years of The Cinema Snob! Reply to this
8/26/2010 4:35 PM
Joe wrote:
Yes, quite the amazing reveiw as such, and I can not wait to see what will come next. He did hint cannibals, so maybe Cannibal Fearox or Holocaust?
8/26/2010 6:53 PM
glenn wrote:
It was nice to see, well hear, Vic back after his recent problems., I liked the Brad and Gerrid bit, coz in the olden times that's how you got filth. You sandwich Bondage Bitches Gagging For it 8 between a horror film and an art house thing, so instead of looking like a perv you looked like violent perv with pretensions, Reply to this
8/26/2010 7:15 PM
Destro9 wrote:
80's Dan should sport a mullet ,fer sure!
Fantastic two part video Brad.My dad actually owned this movie and the book...and i would cheekily ask him if i could read it... Reply to this
8/26/2010 7:38 PM
Anonymous wrote:
Wait....so does that mean you are gonna review "Pink Flamingos" soon? That movie....wow...just wow..... Reply to this
8/26/2010 7:59 PM
Shame wrote:
Way to poke fun at excessive cameo abuse.
8/26/2010 8:23 PMyoungu wrote:
The video was awesome until FilmBrain showed up..... Then it was awesome again when the Brad and Jerrid sketch began XD YAAAAY !!! Reply to this
The cameos were great. My favorite was Lupa and her "They" reference. Reply to this
8/26/2010 10:12 PM
rudy023 wrote:
I think someone else stated that 80s Dan should meet up with Linkara's 90s kid character. In any event, you went all out on the 100th episode. Hope you make 1000 more! Reply to this
8/26/2010 11:30 PM
Tracy wrote:
hey great job and Congratulations on this your 100th episode and looking forward to another 100 episodes from you. Reply to this
8/27/2010 3:09 AM
glenn wrote:
As an Ingleesher, I feel obliged to defend Film-foetus. He's trying his best. But not all British people sound so high pitched. I for instance have a voice so low, I even make Liz Hurley sound like a girl. Reply to this
80's Dan should fade back in sometime, he's just so happy. Reply to this
8/27/2010 9:07 AM
Nephilim wrote:
Great conclusion and I agree with a lot of commenters that 80's Dan was awesome!
Caligula is indeed a fun movie. Thanks to your review I gave an Imperial Edition to one of my friends for her birthday this week lol. It'll look great next to her I Claudius box-set hehe.
Off-topic suggestion btw. Might it not be a good idea to make the comment section members only(as in having to make an account to comment)? I've noticed a significant increase in spam comments the past few months. Reply to this
8/27/2010 1:08 PM
SolidSnake2017 wrote:
This might just be your greatest work yet, keep up the awesome job and please never get jaded. To many more years of the genius known as the Cinema Snob. Reply to this
8/27/2010 1:56 PM
Kody wrote:
Hey Brad, how are you? I was just wondering, if the opening song was an orchestral version of King Knight by Ali Project which I believe it's identical and oddly appropriate. Reply to this
8/28/2010 8:33 PM
Homncruse wrote:
HOLY BALLS, more Pierre Kirby? It's like...suddenly there IS a loving god looking after us and everything is alright with the world....
Damn you sir Snob, you awful kirby-tease.
And oh yeah, epic conclusion. Every Snob video is like opening an awesome christmas.
(We've all been there with the NES licking. Just don't do it after eating a grape popsicle. You can still see the purple streak...) Reply to this
8/30/2010 9:10 AM
Jacob Rampey wrote:
I think anybody that watches the Snob's videos could give a rat's shit covered ass about Coach products. Reply to this
8/29/2010 7:48 AMOracle wrote:
Wow. What an epic, sir! A worthy 100th episode. You have created a monster with 80's Dan. I might need more of that. Reply to this
8/30/2010 1:16 PM
TBird wrote:
Congats Brad! FYI people at TSE are going on about "believing in 80s Dan", because some douchebag started a chant. Reply to this
8/30/2010 10:46 PM
Digital wrote:
Film Brain seems to be purposely trying make me put my boot to his face. His "faux-humor" is TGWTG's equivalent to scraping your nails down a chalkboard.
Anyways, great vid Brad! you have always been reliable when it comes to making me laugh, which I thank you for! Congratulations on your 100th Cinema Snob video, and here's to your good health so you can make many more episodes! Reply to this
8/31/2010 2:39 PM
Alugilac wrote:
I shall wait for the decision for bringing back 80:s Dan...All those who say aye, say aye.....AYE!!! Reply to this
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9/1/2010 5:24 AM
Frank Horrigan wrote:
The intro movie has really been bugging the hell out of me, I know what it is, but I just can't put a name to it D:< WAAARRRGGHH!!! Reply to this
9/3/2010 2:34 AM
RashFree wrote:
This video actually put the hurt in me to find Caligula and watch it. I enjoyed it, but there was so much dick.. It was like watching Hamlet while all the performers were in a circle jerk.
Anyway, my point is, seeing as this is your favorite movie, and you've given it to the Snob, why not make a separate video describing to us what makes Caligula your favorite movie? While I realize you might be "done" with it for a while, it would be interesting to know what it is about this movie that makes it your favorite. Reply to this
9/3/2010 2:42 AM
RashFree wrote:
..And then, after reading the previous comments stating almost the exact same thing, I start the Hulk ending theme, hitchhiking into the sunset in shame. Reply to this
9/3/2010 2:41 AM
andrew wrote:
does anyone have trouble watching this video? i get to about 11:30 and it stops. i have tried to refresh and watched it on blip itself. does anyone have solutions to fix this problem? Reply to this
9/17/2010 12:52 AM
tmh wrote:
Hah, Fourth Wall breaking!!! BUSTED!!! (In Brad and Jeryll section, around 27:10). Other that that, AWESOME job! Reply to this
12/22/2010 9:02 AMMagnetic Sponsoring wrote:
One of those informative posts i get interested reading with. this is very helpful not just to bloggers but also to those readers out there. thanks a lot for sharing this one to us. Reply to this
2/18/2011 3:51 AM
The Jackbull wrote:
One of the funniest, must absolutely brilliant movie reviews ever. My hats off to you Cinema Snob. Reply to this
4/8/2011 2:12 AM
Locke wrote:
I don't care how perverse and violent this supposedly is, I want to own it. I mean, it'd take a lot of explaining to relatives and potential lovers, but it would be WORTH IT. Reply to this
4/15/2011 7:11 PM
Fender wrote:
"Try hot walnuts" refers to the practice of removing hair by singing it off with hot walnut shells that both Roman men and women subjected themselves to during this time period. Reply to this
6/30/2011 2:28 AMJeDeedike wrote:
Hi! How do you feel about environmental pollution? Let's work on renewable energy! What kind of advertising you can provide? Reply to this
Unfortunately my page hates donate buttons and the link doesn't work, but if you would like to help out The Cinema Snob, my Paypal account is under thecinemasnob@yahoo.com
Brad you rock! To Hell with Roger Ebert, YOU sir are a true film reviewer, my hats off to you sir.
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Great video !
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Finally! It's here!
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I'm totally gonna pretend JewWario was PaganWaluigi right there.
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I love JewWario. Totally hilarious. I'm sure Brad loved it to, based on his reaction from Troll 4.
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Hmm... the moving pictures with sound file seems to be broken. It stops about halfway through.
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If that happens, you just have to reload it.
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The reasons they called him Caius in the movie, might be that the G can be pronounced as a C in Latin, because of that there are several ways of writing that name: Gaius, Caius, Gajus and Cajus.
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yeah, technically it is Caius, to be totally accurate his name is spelt CAIVS CALIGVLA
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From what I remember from classical Latin the symbol "C" only represents "G" in written language (interchangable), but you still say the sound "guh" as in "guns"; the reader was just expected to know the difference. It's been years though since I've studied, so I could be wrong. If I'm right, the re-dubbing is even more of a blunder.
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throughout the long period in which Latin was spoken the name "gaius" was pronounced upwards of 4 different ways.
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Great review, Brad! And yes...I want to see more of 80s Dan!
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I don't know why I noticed the star tattoo on Jillian's wrist in a review that involves horse fucking. I think my priorities might be a a bit off.
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They are more than a bit off....why in gods name were you looking at her wrist when there is obviously 2 other things onscreen to look at ?? Anyway....YES on 80's Dan....that cameo made me laugh...Maybe a team up with "Softly from cable" ?? That would be interesting
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from south america i salute you snob, feliz episodio cien y que hayan cien mas adelante
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So 80s Dan was just part of our collective imaginations? *Snaps Fingers* Trippy, man.
Congratulations on 100 episodes.
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I kept expecting Film Brain to suddenly scream out "symbolism!" at a random moment in the rest of the review. Caligula is a bit too disturbing for my tastes, but I enjoyed the review. Laughed like crazy in the Brad and Jerrid episode at the end.
Let there be 100 more!!
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bring back 80's dan
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I ran into Malcolm at my local Starbucks a few weeks ago (and my wife actually worked with him on a film). Anyway, great two-parter! Thanks!!!
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You hilarious bastard that was one of the funniest reviews i've ever seen. 80's Dan was the icing on the cake
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Kung Tai Ted
Lupa
Film Brain
PaganWario
80s Dan
TOO MUCH AWESOME!
Wait, did I see Helen Mirren's name on the credits?
TOO MUCH AWESOME!
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Dont forget Phelous!!!
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I also forgot Brad & Jerrid
Still, Awesometastic
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Epic! Just... epic!
And, since no one said it already:
SYMBOLISM!!!
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Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. Here's looking forward to 100 more episodes.
I'm not feeling well so thats all I can really say. This was great, though, Brad. Your reviews are my favorite. Never stop being so awesome.
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All I can say is thank you for 100 Episodes!
You'll always be my favourite movie critic.
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I WANT ART!
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I love that the review is almost as long as the R rated version of the movie.
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Greetings from Russia. That was just pure awesomeness, keep on doing such a great stuff
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Excellent Review my man. You have outdone yourself
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You put so much sweet side notes in this review, I can't pick a favorite!
Anyway, you made me remember that I saw this movie (most likely cencored) on german television late at night when I was about 12. Mum and Dad should have paid for a babysitter. Or locked the TV somehow.
To the next 100 episodes! Cheers!
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Now, Snob - you know good and well those two lesbians didn't piss away their careers (at least not right away): Lori Wagner and Anneka Di Lorenzo were in MESSALINA, EMPRESS OF ROME, better known as... CALIGULA II. One o' those Italian faux-sequels you love so much, and was actually released before the original was anywhere.
(If you *didn't* know that, well, Brad should've informed you.)
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Once again, awesome review.
I find it surprising that the Lesbian thing is what caused Tinto Brass to go Alan Smithee on this project, looking at Brass's other works like "Fallo!" which was essentially a "mystery" show where the term "Private Detective" had two meanings and the fact that from what I understand he had a hand in one of the many iterations of "Emannuelle."
Just seems bassackwards he would get upset at a legitimate attempt at porn that wasn't shock value but I guess every director has to have their turning point.
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Congrats to the 100th review. And what a review. Your humor and production was quite on top in this. The tempo was really good, and the segment with 80s Dan was especially hysterical. I'm gonna watch another 100 episodes. I'll be looking forward to more Piere Kirby, and I suspect which film the one with weasels is!
And now I have another Joe D'Amato flick to watch.
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Have you heard of the movie bloodsong?
God what a piece of shit
Congrats on 100 episodes!
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This two-parter was SO GOOD! All the cameos, looking back at all of Brad's characters... fabulous stuff!
And Brad, if you're reading this, I'm sure I'm not the only one who would be willing to pay for access to premium downloads... hint, hint, nudge, nudge.
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Fantastic two part 100th episode extravaganza. I must say though that I'm shocked that there was no Godfather joke during the scene with Caligula's horse in bed with him.
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Great review Brad, but what's the name of the song at the end of your review?
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This has to be the best review you've done so far.
And yeah, I'm curious at what song you've used on the ending credits (and the turning-into-Snob montage as well)
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Possibly the most epic review i've ever seen. 100% Awesome
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Excellent review. What's the song over the closing credits?
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awesome man you really went all out for the 100th episode and damn it was great.
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This was great, thanks!
On to the next 100!
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I think that 80's Dan is wearing the 3D glasses from Friday the 13th 3D!
Also: Yay, more Pierre Kirby!
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This two parter blows my mind on so many levels from the puking sound to the cameos.
I know some people kept referring to some scenes from the movie that could've used some references, but I'm sure those jokes would've been overly redundant, so props to you Brad!
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Oh man! I've been waiting 8 long days to see how this review would end, and it was well worth it! So much so that in that time period, I've added this one to my Blu-Ray collection! I loved the Big Box, Film Brain, Obscurus Lupa, and Kung Tai Ted cameos! I am looking forward to 100 more Cinema Snob reviews in the future! And by the way, the song at the end was the disco version of the Love Theme to Caligula, entitled "We Are One"; I downloaded the soundtrack as well!
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Thanks for making my day Brad! Without you I would probably have never heard of Porno Holocaust and the others.
Thanks for your awesomeness! Bring on the next 100!
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I liked this. Malcolm MacDowell is great. I look forward to more greatness from you Brad. Thank you for entertaining us!
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Very nice review like always. Family Video is not the best place to rent porn by the way! And I will keep watching you for another 100 episodes.
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I don't get it. I thought Snob said this was his favorite movie of all time, and yet he's bashing all over this movie?
Or is this another one of those stupid "Going into character" type of things? That's kind of a lame copout I think. At least when Nostalgia Critic reviewed Hook, he was pointing out flaws in the movie, and it seemed like a legitimate review, you understood that he really did like the movie.
I love ya Snob, been watching you since Spoony helped you out, but the Caligula review, or maybe rather the "Cinema Snob" being a character and doesn't actually express your personal opinions, kinda ruins it
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The Cinema Snob has always been a character. It is a satire of pretentious critics who nitpick exploitation films. He's said this in numerous interviews, plus anyone can see that Brad and the Snob are not the same character. Brad even appears as himself in Caligula Part 1 to show him getting into character and talking about Caligula.
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Brads stated time, and time, and time again that the Snob does not reflect Brads views on a movie 100% of the time. He's also stated on more than one occasion that he has Snobbed movies that he personally likes. Maybe you should pay more attention.
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Riffing on a movie doesn't mean you actually have to hate it. The Snob's style is more in the vain of MST3K, where they're not really reviewing the film as more making fun of it. Exploitation Nostalgia Critic this is not.
And yeah look at the replies saying that brad doesn't actually hate these movies; he actually is a fan of the things he's making fun of.
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Brad is also fundamentally a comedian. It's hard, virtually impossible really, to make humour out of reverence.
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That was some epic stuff man, really
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You probably knew ahead of time we'd all demand more 80s Dan. So I won't even bother...wait this is technically doing that...
...80'S DAN MUST LIVE!
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Awesome job Brad, as usual. Really looking forward to future episodes. Especially the weasels.... I so know what movie that is and I can't wait!
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we love you Brad. Thanks for 100 episodes of awesomeness, cant wait for 100 more.
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You know, I can only imagine what Michael Macdowell was thinking. "You know, Clockwork Orange was pretty fucked up, but I think I can do better."
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Yes, I'm sure that is exactly what, um, Michael Mcdonald was thinking. See, 'cos you spelled it wrong...
But honestly, yeah, that propably exacly what he was thinking. "Fuck Kubrick, I'm going to Italy!"
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If 80's Dan becomes a reoccurring character there should be a meeting of him and 90's Kid. "Duuuuuude, back in your time you guys had Frank Miller, who started all that is most XTREME! about comics and his style was carried on by Image Comics and ROB LIEFELD, MAN!"
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And you're welcome.
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I'd all for 80's Dan!
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Who's the girl who can't act?
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Your mum.
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Wow man just wow, now I'm going to go an track down this movie. Also I expected to see the Snob in a toga by the end of the movie, but glad it wasn't that predictable. Oh and Ebert's commentary was hilarious. Glad at least he saw it.
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Just awesomly fucking great. Definitly a "part 2" thats even better than the first one. And thankfully I was right, that we see Jerrid in this one. "Brad and Jerrid" is just perfect, the rest nearly as good. Why nearly? Because as the old saying goes: "Wenns am schönsten ist sollte man aufhören." (It's the best to quit when it's at its nicest, or something like that)
Cause I really am ready now for the next 100 episodes of even higher entertainment value. That would probably blast my balls of by sheer awesomeness, but thats a risk I willingly take!
I salute you, Cinema Snob, Mr. Jones and the whole rest of the family, cause this two parter was one of the three best "anniversay" Videos I've ever seen.
Prost! Und noch viel Erfolg bei den nächsten 100 Folgen!
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Just awesome! Congrats on 100 episodes! Bring Back 80's Dan! WOO! 80's Dan! 80's Dan! Keep up the legendary videos, dude! I'll keep watching them no matter what.
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Congrats on 100 episodes Brad. It's been so much fun watching your vids since Spoony first plugged you on his site. A day is always better when there's a new Snob video ^_^
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The Brad & Jerrid near the end literally made me LOL. Very nice work. Glad Kung Tai Ted took on the death scene; that was pretty brutal... haha... The shades literally made me LOL, too.
GREAT review. Most definitely looking forward to future episodes. =)
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Congratulations on your 100th episode(s? Are we counting the 2-parter as one episode? Whatever.) Yay for you, and here's to another 100 more! Cheers!
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I think I want 80's Dan to become a real character. Congrats on the 100th review, Brad, keep them coming.
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YES! MORE PIERRE KIRBY! AWESOME!!!
Also... great touch with 80s Dan. I think the worse part is that... it really doesn't seems to be such a bad idea of a character... so, yes, I do hope to see him back someday, xD
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... Dang.
Brad, this moves you above Phelous in my ongoing top 11 reviewers list. This review was just pure genius.
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NO! Everybody clap your hands and bring back '80s Dan!
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80s Dan would be a great addition to your site. Maybe, with the power of belief, and some magic pixie dust, he will come back.
Also, is Jerrid a St Louis Rams fan?
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I can never enjoy any Caligula performance after seeing John Hurts Caligula in I Claudius. Owell great review anyway lol
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I don't know why, but 80's Dan was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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I'm all for 1880's Dan. No, serious, seeing 80's Dan fade out of existence was kind of heartbreaking. He seemed like a nice guy who wanted so hard to be real but faded away. That was kind of sad. Can't wait to see what you have next.
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I know it was hard on you to trash your favourite movie, but it made for an absolutly perfect Cinema Snob milestone review.
Sometime in the future it would be cool to hear you, speaking as youself, explain why you love Caligula so much. Talk about what originally drew you to it and why you keep coming back?
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We need more 80's Dan. You shouldn't have gone there, now the audiences will demand more!
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HILARIOUS. Phelos at the end there was pretty damn funny. Great review, hope to see more episodes soon.
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Your review of Caligula was an awesome way to celebrate 100 episodes. I loved the references to your other shows, and I thought that the cameos were really damn funny.
I wonder if you will use '80s Dan in the future.
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I also am interested in hearing why exactly "Caligula" is your favorite film of all time. I would love to hear your reasons. It would be very insightful and I think it would help us fans of yours understand you better as a person.
Nevertheless, thank you and congratulations on your hundredth episode!
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I just borrowed this movie from a friend and I'm so EXCITED, I may even make turn it into a drinking game and make all my friends watch it with me
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One shot per penis on screen?
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Every time Malcolm McDowell does something bizarre, take a drink. (You will be dead of alcohol poisoning within the first 15 minutes.)
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so far I'm thinking
take drink if...
you see a penis
Caligula kisses his sister
you see the white horse
someone is tortured(extra sip when they die)
a shot is reused
historical inaccuracy(aka extra drink for circumcised penises)
stock footage of Pron
and if your really daring every time Caligula does something crazy
finish your drink if you can't finish the movie
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Best review you've ever done man. I love that "80's Dan" comes out of nowhere.
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80's dan disappearing was the funniest part. Great review!
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Man oh Man I've been watching these videos for awhile now and the Cinema Snob is amazing. Congratulations on 100 episodes that's fantastic, I can honestly say because of this show I've actively sought out some of the more infamous movies in the world. Thanks for all the awesomeness, and 80s Steve or whatever was fucking hilarious.
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Shit my bad, I meant 80s Dan
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Kung Tai Ted stole the show.
Congratulations on 100 episodes, man.
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I just came back from an awesome date with my girlfriend and what did I have waiting for me when I got home? The second half of the Caligula review. Truly, life is peachy.
And 80s Dan was FUNNY.
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The "Caius" thing is a fuckup on the part of the moviemakers. Historically the letter "C" was used for both the k and the g sound in Latin (like how "V" was used for both "w" and "u"), so you'll occasionally see names like Gaius spelled with a C like in the old fashion. So them spelling it with a "C" isn't QUITE a fuckup. But pronouncing it with a hard "c" sound is. And for the record, people who pronounce Cassius's name with a hard C sound are making the same mistake, as he too is properly referred to as Gaius.
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Clarification: *people who pronounce Cassius's PRONOMEN with a hard C...
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They are still arguing about that. I'm an historian, and I'd kill for someone to have an audiotape of an actual Ancient Roman speaking. They really don't know how they actually pronounced Latin back then.
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bah!! the video won't load
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80's Dan??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! How could you kill off such a beloved, spontaneously invented character?? Now Marty McFly must go back in time to save him!
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You rule, Brad! Thanks go to you, your lovely wife and all your friends who help make this my favourite place on the interweb (a word that is now in the Oxford Dictionary).
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Phelous won the game.
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SYMBOLISM!(Dramatic hand motions)
Great cameos and material, I hope you continue to make videos man, love your work.
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Greetings from Taiwan! Just purely awesome how you combine all the cameos and your other sketches into the review. By the way, the film's title in Taiwan is (literally translated)Erotic Romance of the Roman Empire. Misleading at best.
Keep up the good work Brad!!
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Greetings from Taiwan! Just purely awesome how you combine all the cameos and your other sketches into the review. By the way, the film's title in Taiwan is (literally translated)Erotic Romance of the Roman Empire. And with Luis Royo's painting on the DVD cover. Misleading at best.
Keep up the good work Brad!!
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Oops, double post.
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Dear Mr Snob - or may I call you Cinema?
Thanks for doing this epic piece of awesomeness. I still have no desire to see this movie, but I'm glad you did.
Er, that's it. No amazing insight, sorry. Just, keep up the good work.
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The second episode was better than the first.
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And the review was all going so swimmingly until Film Brain popped up. It's impossible to watch even a tiny "cameo" without instinctivly hitting the pause button.
Other than that, a mighty fine review for a mighty fine piece of schlock.
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Yea dude, what's up with that guy? He's like a bobble-head, and he has no passion in his line deliveries. It makes me think if The Nostalgia Critic was AVGN, then this guy is the iRate Gamer.
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What's that I hear? Bill Conti's "Runaway" from For Your Eyes Only?
Rocking.
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Where?
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Aww don't worry 80's Dan I wont forget you!
Great episode.
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That was a masterpiece. Out of all the reviewers on TGWTG you've really become the most mature and talented. Of course, that's probably because the movies you review are mature and this one could be considered very mature subject matter. Still, you've really become my favorite. Thanks for making all this free stuff and putting so much work into it.
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The moment I saw the horse in bed, I had to pause cuz I was laughing so hysterically with wet eyes. And your comments afterwards didnt help either. XD Man, Caligula is one disturbing fellow.
Thank you Brad for all the great nad hilarious moments I've had with your videos, they almost never dissapoint me. Cheers for the next 100 episodes!
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You should check out Horror hound in cincinnati Nov 12th through the 14th Malcom Mcdowell will be there.
http://www.horrorhoundweekend.com
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Dude, it would probably cost out the ass, but getting McDowell to sign his Caligula DVD or somehow watch the review would be the greatest thing ever.
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Now I wanna see the whole thing.
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Utter brilliance Brad, loved the whole thing- Big box, Brad and Jerrid, Kung Tai Ted, Lupa, 80s Dan (I would watch the show), the recap... all just marvellous. Plus after watching this I've now ordered the Imperial Edition of the movie- thank you for all the laughs and entertainment over these 100 episodes and I look forward to another 100, or, at least as many more as you make.
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Mmm...delicious Squirt.
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Yet another vote for 80s Dan becoming reality.
Fantastic episode(s) btw.
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As somebody who's restored an old game system or two, the "Brad Tries Nintendo" part was pretty gross to me. I hope you cleaned that thing off good beforehand.
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Brad! The UK VHS release WAS in a clam shell and was released on Electric Blue Video. Which was a softcore porno magazine/video company here in England.
I have it actually. I might send it to you coz I'm feeling generous.
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Now I kinda want to buy this, but as I live with my parents I would surmise that explaining this film to them would be hard. Even if I am twenty four.
I just watched part one and two back to back and I have to say this is one of the best Cinema Snob's I've seen. It doesn't top the Salo review but it is a close second in my book. You did a marvelous job of balancing out the cameos and the stuff from your alternate shows. I too can be counted as wanting more 80's Dan and Softly From Cable.
This movie right here shows you that there was a time when i think in movies you could get away with a lot. Albeit the one most commonly known is the R Rated version which is what you reviewed but, the constant penis, and vagina shots alone would of garnered this movie an NC17 rating if it had been really pushed through now. Makes me kinda sad.
Also I know this was probably a joke but you said in the opening narration "I have existed for three years and I will exist for three more" are you putting a six year lifespan on The Snob? It makes me sad if you did but again i think it was more for a joke than anything.
Anyway, thank you for Snobbing your favorite film of all time, and I like many would be interested in seeing a Brad review of this film just to see why you like it
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Hey, I have a question.
The Radiodrome Voice refers to 'the Snob's Wife's Rack'. Now, we've established that all Brad's characters are different people, so this can't mean Jillian, because she's appeared as herself in 'The Bruno Mattei Show' with Brad as himself. So does that mean the Snob is married to Shannon Shears?
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I can answer this. The radiodrome bit mentions how Brad had to psyche himself into Snob mode, so obviously it's recapping the bit knowing the Snob is a character and in reality is married to Jillian.
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I think my version is funnier.
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This was easily one of the best reviews you've made to date! loved both parts and I can't wait for another three years of The Cinema Snob!
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Yes, quite the amazing reveiw as such, and I can not wait to see what will come next. He did hint cannibals, so maybe Cannibal Fearox or Holocaust?
Oh yes, I also vote for more 80s Dan.
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It was nice to see, well hear, Vic back after his recent problems.,
I liked the Brad and Gerrid bit, coz in the olden times that's how you got filth. You sandwich Bondage Bitches Gagging For it 8 between a horror film and an art house thing, so instead of looking like a perv you looked like violent perv with pretensions,
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80's Dan should sport a mullet ,fer sure!
Fantastic two part video Brad.My dad actually owned this movie and the book...and i would cheekily ask him if i could read it...
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I found the NES licking rather erotic. Is that wrong?
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Wait....so does that mean you are gonna review "Pink Flamingos" soon? That movie....wow...just wow.....
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Way to poke fun at excessive cameo abuse.
(And I want 80s Dan to be real...!)
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I love 80's Dan.
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The video was awesome until FilmBrain showed up..... Then it was awesome again when the Brad and Jerrid sketch began XD YAAAAY !!!
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lol, that was awesome.
The cameos were great. My favorite was Lupa and her "They" reference.
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I think someone else stated that 80s Dan should meet up with Linkara's 90s kid character. In any event, you went all out on the 100th episode. Hope you make 1000 more!
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hey great job and Congratulations on this your 100th episode and looking forward to another 100 episodes from you.
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Awesome work, Brad.
R.I.P. 80s Dan.
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As an Ingleesher, I feel obliged to defend Film-foetus. He's trying his best. But not all British people sound so high pitched. I for instance have a voice so low, I even make Liz Hurley sound like a girl.
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Awesome Brad, keep up the great work!
80's Dan should fade back in sometime, he's just so happy.
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Great conclusion and I agree with a lot of commenters that 80's Dan was awesome!
Caligula is indeed a fun movie. Thanks to your review I gave an Imperial Edition to one of my friends for her birthday this week lol.
It'll look great next to her I Claudius box-set hehe.
Off-topic suggestion btw. Might it not be a good idea to make the comment section members only(as in having to make an account to comment)? I've noticed a significant increase in spam comments the past few months.
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NOOO!! 80'S DAN! COME BACK! Don't leave us goddamnit!
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THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS I want him back! Don't kill him!
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LOL exactly! listen to Foxhack!!
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This might just be your greatest work yet, keep up the awesome job and please never get jaded. To many more years of the genius known as the Cinema Snob.
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Well, Incitatus was a very good looking horse!
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Hey Brad, how are you? I was just wondering, if the opening song was an orchestral version of King Knight by Ali Project which I believe it's identical and oddly appropriate.
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Aw,bring back 80's Dan, there's so much he could do! He could review Night of the Comet! Ha.
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HOLY BALLS, more Pierre Kirby?
It's like...suddenly there IS a loving god looking after us and everything is alright with the world....
Damn you sir Snob, you awful kirby-tease.
And oh yeah, epic conclusion. Every Snob video is like opening an awesome christmas.
(We've all been there with the NES licking. Just don't do it after eating a grape popsicle. You can still see the purple streak...)
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Wow. What an epic, sir! A worthy 100th episode.
You have created a monster with 80's Dan. I might need more of that.
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Am I the only one sad that Lupa wasn't dressed as Caligula
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Congats Brad! FYI people at TSE are going on about "believing in 80s Dan", because some douchebag started a chant.
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Film Brain seems to be purposely trying make me put my boot to his face. His "faux-humor" is TGWTG's equivalent to scraping your nails down a chalkboard.
Anyways, great vid Brad! you have always been reliable when it comes to making me laugh, which I thank you for! Congratulations on your 100th Cinema Snob video, and here's to your good health so you can make many more episodes!
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I shall wait for the decision for bringing back 80:s Dan...All those who say aye, say aye.....AYE!!!
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The intro movie has really been bugging the hell out of me, I know what it is, but I just can't put a name to it D:< WAAARRRGGHH!!!
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This video actually put the hurt in me to find Caligula and watch it. I enjoyed it, but there was so much dick.. It was like watching Hamlet while all the performers were in a circle jerk.
Anyway, my point is, seeing as this is your favorite movie, and you've given it to the Snob, why not make a separate video describing to us what makes Caligula your favorite movie? While I realize you might be "done" with it for a while, it would be interesting to know what it is about this movie that makes it your favorite.
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..And then, after reading the previous comments stating almost the exact same thing, I start the Hulk ending theme, hitchhiking into the sunset in shame.
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does anyone have trouble watching this video? i get to about 11:30 and it stops. i have tried to refresh and watched it on blip itself. does anyone have solutions to fix this problem?
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We demand more 80's Dan!!!
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What was the song playing at the end?
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Hah, Fourth Wall breaking!!! BUSTED!!! (In Brad and Jeryll section, around 27:10).
Other that that, AWESOME job!
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Have you ever seen Salo?
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Love the New Berlin joke. I still need to see this movie.
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Wow, this review was just plain delightful.
And I hate people who use that word.
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I'll never look at my family video the same way again...
Great review, I hope to see many more!
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Oh my lord, Post Abortion method? xD It was horrible of how long I giggled at that.
Congrats, Brad! You are the greatest.
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So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good.
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One of the funniest, must absolutely brilliant movie reviews ever. My hats off to you Cinema Snob.
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I don't care how perverse and violent this supposedly is, I want to own it. I mean, it'd take a lot of explaining to relatives and potential lovers, but it would be WORTH IT.
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Anyone know what the song during the Brad and Jerrid segment is called?
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