Redneck Zombies
The Cinema Snob takes on some Southern Fried Zombies.
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I watched this on Netflixs a while back and it was really freaking horrible. Nice review. I guess I'll have to wait awhile before I get to see the soda I sent you. It should be worth the wait.
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Wow so soon? Makes that huge gap we had last week a little easier
Huge fan, Brad!
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Thanks for the snob video! This makes me happy to be an insomniac!
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Brad is my gateway drug to God Awful movies
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The scene with the sergeant yelling at the soldier had me laughing for so long.
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my two in one week im lucky but im glad
youre glad
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Zoofeet? My gosh, what/who the heck is that?!? And the Corpse Killer reference sure was spot-on, what an 'excellent' game!
"Hey, where's a good place to take a sh." Hahahah, I laughed my ass off at that. Must be because it's early morning.
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Thank you pig fucker, for a gr8 review as per usual
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Oh hey. I watched this with a group of friends on our 'get drunk and watch b-movies' night a long time ago. Really, it was one of the most memorable movies we ended up watching. Partly because the movie was ridiculous and partly because of two characters. First was the comic relief character being killed which caused us all to cheer like you did.
Second and the one thing that I had wished you had mentioned, was the fat drunk character that appeared seemingly at randomly part way through the movie. I don't remember him having lines, or where he came from but whenever he was on camera he was drinking.
By the end of the movie we were cheering for his survival, so we were disappointed when his tactic of 'pretend to be a zombie and I will be ignored' stopped working. However, I guess the writer expected people to like the character because of the surprise twist ending which made things all better.
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i LOVE redneck zombies, one of the best Troma film i have seen.
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It's still better than Turkish Redneck Zombies.
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I've been waiting for this forever
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A speedy update! Awesome!
I actually saw this movie fairly recently and I'm sort of surprised you glossed over HOW the green shit is being distributed amongst the redneck community.
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Brad Jones you have got to be one of the most generous internet celebrities ever!
I mean to post a new snob review right after another, just to fill in for the 2 weeks you didn't post a snob review.
That's true devotion, to the fans of your site...
thank you Brad!
as always one of your loyal fans SomeDudeNamedAdam
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I find it disturbing that a film called Redneck Zombies can now make me happy cos i get to see a snob vid
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I saw this movie back in 2006 when I first got my Netflix account. The thing that got me was that Lloyd Kaufman had an intro where he really talked up this goddamned movie. He was especially bragging about Pericles Knowles (who Kaufman had used to do special effects in the past) and spoke of this movie as if it were a first-time masterpiece. As bad as Curse of the Cannibal Confederates is, it is nowhere near the nails-on-the-chalkboard-grating-experience known as Redneck Zombies, and yet, Kaufman says thats "Curse" of the five worst movies in the Troma catalogue. But, he LOVES Redneck Zombies.
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Of course Lloyd loves Redneck Zombies. It's one of Troma's Best releases. And it's fucking awesome!
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Though it does look bad. It does look like it could be entertaining at least.
Or maybe I just find gay male stereotypes funny?
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Gotta say, that seemed pretty ambitious for a shot-on-shiteo movie, terrible comedy, but at least they didn't take it seriously.
I saw a copy of the Japanese VHS of this title once on Midnight Movies/Video (whatever it's called, does someone know the name? Whenever I look for it, I can never find it) but it was insanely overpriced, begged far too much for something like this.
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Is anyone else getting a windowboxing effect? It looks like you filmed in wide screen, then letterboxed to full screen, which becomes windoweboxed by my widescreen monitor. Add the fullscreen movie clips to the mix, and I end up with huge black borders.
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Dear Cinema snob,
I must disagree with you on one point. The world is a better place with lesbian vampires. In fact there are not enough lesbian vampire films and that is a true and actual fact.
I've got Redneck Zombie's and the characters still act in a more recognizably human way than the ones in Cabin Fever. But it really isn't very good and the clips really don't capture the bowel moving horror of actually watching the whole thing.
Apart from the gross error of judgement about lesbian vampires, this was a good review.
Thanks
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I feel I must disagree with you now, glenn. I've seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter a few times now and believe me, the world is not a better place because of it. Also, movies like Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers and Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires don't really help things either. Oh well, at least we'll always have The Hunger.
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The fact a film like Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter exists is a wonder in itself and the the fact that you have watched it a few times simply proves my point. Now, Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers is not as exploitative as it sounds. The lead is convincing as both a kickboxer and lesbian. Personally, I think it's one for the ladies.
Daughters of Darkness is a good one and like the Hunger is actually a very stylish film.
I'm also fond of Pearl Blossom, which along with vampire angels, features a Lesbian God. It's very silly.
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I don't know if you were joking, but the urine plot hole was just a shitty joke. I hear it all the time. Maybe it's just a Southern thing. When someone gets back from the restroom, they'll say that line as if their cock is so long it reaches the water. The first time I heard the joke it was something along the lines of: A black guy and a white guy are peeing off a bridge. The white guy says, "Man this water is cold." To which the black guy responds, "and deep too."
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I was just about to write this. "It's deep too" really is in reference to a raciest or xenophobic joke. It's made fun of in the movie "Sling Blade" with Billy Bob Thornton:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUfMgc-b9zw
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It's also a fairly well-known joke because Richard Pryor told this joke in a standup routine on one of his albums. A lot of people quote the joke from him. I'm pretty sure that's where the movie got it from.
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awwwww that zombie baby
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Hey Brad, is this actually a good movie? Because I have seen bits and pieces of the film (mainly the first and last 10 minutes of the movie, and the death scenes) and I've read reviews, most of them positive.
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This movie scared me bad when I was little. The fact that it was shot on shiteo just made it seem more real since I was used to watching more polished movies. Back then I was covering my eyes and crying so much that I thought the guy who was playing with those organs cut open his own stomach and was playing with his own insides. Also, the fact that the one comedic character died fucked with my head even more and I still remember his arm breaking the other way and how that messed with my head. Watching it now is so weird now that I know how silly it was supposed to be.
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LMFAO THE ZOMBIE BABY. Somewhere a person is never speaking to their parents again because he just found out he was forced to be in this shitty movie.
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to be fair this movie was made to be extreamly bad. and it did get a laugh outta me every now and then.
And could you review some of the andreas schnaas filmes like zombie 90, the violent shit films, and anthropophagus 2000
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Andreas Schnaas is without a doubt excellent Cinema Snob material. He's the Todd Sheets of germany.
Please review Zombie 90 Extreme pestilence, it's a hilarious disaster of biblical proportions.
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Camera crew shadow (or at least camera man, since it doesn't appear that a whole crew was involved in this movie) at 5:37 of your video, Brad. Awesome.
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Can't believe you didn't mention that the guy leading the campers stole Martin DiBergi's cap.
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Another zombie outbreak made possible by morons who were too stupid TO STRAP THE DAMN BARREL DOWN.
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No crazy military commander will ever be as cool as Branson! "I am so tired of seeing your butt up on charges that I'm not even going to bother with the formalities...HANG HIM!!"
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Hold on a sec, Maryland... Rednecks... Zombies... "Are we having fun yet?"... trippy scenes... retards on drugs... My god, it's Point Lookout all over again! If you get that, you win the game
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True story. Back in the day, this got a fairly favorable review from Dr. Cyclops in Fangoria. His only real complaint was the one hour build up before the zombies hit. Yes, that was his only real beef with the film.
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I guess you guys missed the point!
This movie is a satire of zombie movie.... it's supposed to be bad!
Unless you've never seen any Troma movies before?
Check out Maniac Nurse Finds Ecstasy for something similar
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No, satire is clever humor. That film was not clever or humorous. It just took a bunch of stereotypes and mixed them in with zombies. There are many satire movies that are good. I recommend Thank You for Smoking.
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the plot hole was an old richard pryor joke. they managed to make a richard pryor joke not funny. thats something in itself.
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"Redneck Zombies" is just Fucking Awesome! For the Occasional movie watcher, it's a shit film. But for Real Troma Followers, Zombie Fans, & Gore Hounds, it's a masterpiece! "Cannibal Confederates" rightesously sucks-ass BUT that's only because it had no talent behind it! The guys who made this movie, know what they were doing.
I got the Troma Masterpiece edition last year when it was released and it's incredible. Comes with the soundtrack CD, the original intro by Redneck Zomibe (played by Tromeo's cousin from Trome & Juliet) and a brand spankn' new intro by Lloyd Kaufman and the films director and a Tromette who deep throats a 16mm camera lense! I think the best scene is the Tripped-Out Autopsy in the Dark Cave.
I showed it to my best friend and his girlfriend and they loved it! And not just 'cause they were high...
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I recommended this movie to Brad. Thanks for sharing the awful glory of Redneck Zombies!
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Brad you are the man. You break your foot and release not one snob video but two within the next week and you review a Nazi biker movie and a zombie movie. One word. Awesome. God bless you!
BTW Brad will you review Return of the Living Dead Rave to the Grave or Night of the Living Dead 3D anytime? I would love to see the snob rip into those two movies.
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I was born 6 days after the title date.
1986, the year of The Tranfromers movie and Redneck Zombies, best year ever
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Let me take you down cause im going to...
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Hm... I'll have fries and ketchup with my fried zombies!
But, yeah, Hollywood, leave the vampires alone! At least until you figure out what they really are.
I missed a "Did I do that?" from the comic relief, but then again... yeah, it was just backwards projection.
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This comment is really unrelated to the video, but it's relevant in some ways.
The Cinema Snob has entered my subconscious!
I had a dream last night that Cinema Snob had released his next video, and I wake up, get online, and notice that he did! It's just weird, and kind of interesting if you're like me.
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Best Movie Ever.
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They used only a certain kind of aerosol doedorant, the kind that is erally irritant see? Also, Jethro and Junior and Ellie May were the moonshine distributors, like the milkman see? Cuz theys rednecks! Also you fogot about the comedy gold that is the drunk guy with no lines. All he does is drink, laugh, and then fights zombies. He even pulls booze from the empty space behind him! He's great!
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I got my Genesis a year ago, a model 1 and 2 (model 1 won't work), and it came with a ton of games, a 32x with Knuckles Chaotix, and a sega cd (won't turn on), with it, I got (among others) surgical strike, really want to try it now!
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This reminds me that I wanted to watch DEEP BLUE SEA again.
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I personally loved the Corpse Killer/Surgical Strike reference along with the Toby Keith being a redneck zombie. Those just made me lulz for a while! One of the funniest videos you have done as of late Brad! Did the guy from Rolling Vengeance (monster truck vigilante/rednecksploitation film) make a cameo?
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That "this water is cold and deep" bit in the movie was a direct reference/rip off of an old Richard Pryor bit, "mudbone." In Pryor's bit, it was about 2 guys lying about how big their dicks were when taking a piss into the lake, one of them saying "This water sure is cold!" with the other replying "Yeah, and deep too!"
Needless to say, they didn't execute it properly in the film.
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So far, this was your funniest review yet.
That comic relief reminds me of a black Pauly Shore, and that can't be good.
What IF Snoop Dogg directed 2001? That's a good question, though if he did, it would contain misogyny, marijuana, 9mm guns, and the occult.
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Oh my god this review was amazing. Great job, Brad. Loved the Toby Kieth jokes, especially. There is something wrong with everyone involved in this movie.
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"'SAME SHIT'? Tell me about it." That made me laugh. Honestly, I've only watched a small percentage of the movies you've reviewed and I already think it's too much, I can't even begin to imagine how you sit through these shot-on-shiteo movies.
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As a person who's lived in maryland all his life I feel resentful towards this movie.....very resentful.
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Yea I found out this was filmed not three hours away from where I live......someone shoot me.
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I fucking love this movie. It's that kind of movie that knows it's bad, but just rolls with it because it's hilarious.
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More Troma films!
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The joke when the dude is pissin and says its cold and deep is from Slingblade
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You should check out Toxic Zombies Its about the government sprayin marijuana and the hippies smoke it and become zombies.A guy plays a retard that is classic.And the gore is pretty shitty in one part you can see they pulled off the cheese and pepporoni and put it on a dude's face.The ironic thing is my buddy wanted it so I sold it to him for 10 bucks years ago and ended up buying weed with the money.
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cheese and pepporoni off a pizza
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Great review, and I liked the Corpse Killer references, but I'm surprised you didn't mention Left 4 Dead 2, which also has zombies in the Deep South. Heck, that green goo looks almost exactly like Boomer Bile, a grenade-esque item that attracts zombies wherever it is thrown.
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Critiquing the rednecks for drinking random shit? From the guy who drinks cans of 12 year old Crystal Pepsi?
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True, but atleast I know what I'm drinking. =)
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Is the Snob criticizing people for trying random liquid drinks?
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Hahaha... man, it was a long time since I watched this flick. To me, it's one of those films you have some really bright spots to look forward to in between the really failed scenes. Bright spots like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre refference, the decently executed last battle in the house, and the tobaco man that I swear just came in from the set of Long Island Cannibal Massacre.
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The exploding head at the end of the movie is actually really impressive. This is a classic Troma movie, did you leave that bit of info out for your own purposes?
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not your best review...
but this movie is so fucking awful. i forgive you. one of Tromas worst releases.
this was filmed not far from my wife and I house .
how fucking sad is that?
great ending to the review though.
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lol P.Floyd
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Pericles was one of the greatest political leaders in Athens, so that's not exactly a strange or offensive name. It's a strange pseudonym to take though, when you are working with people like "Zoofeet" and "Fester Smellman".
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Oh, you've finally reviewed something I've seen before. I have to say that I actually liked it this horror comedy. Used to watch it with Jesselyn durring our annual TROMA Marathon. & yet seeing these clips, I guess I barely remember it.
The brand of comedy shouldn't suprise you off Brad; the guy who made this worked on the Toxic Avenger movies too. Speaking of which, can you review the Toxie movie that has Sargeant Kabukiman in it?
Lol, the green melted zombie hand flesh is ambrosia salad. XD
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You should do a review of some Japanese gore like Zombie Self Defense Force, Machine Girl or Tokyo Gore Police. It might be an interesting change after Troma spoofs like this one...
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Nice review man!! Have you heard about the remake of I Spit on your Grave yet?
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Of course the comic relief died. He was a black guy in a horror movie. They have less life expectancy than Redshirts on an away team or the slutty girl in a slasher flick.
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I remember seeing this. At first, I wasn't sure if it was really clever or really dumb. Then I realized that watching this movie lowered my IQ because there is no way I'd ask that otherwise.
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I remember when I watched this I thought I had changed then channel at first because the camping seemed totally out of place with the rest of the film, though the rest of the film is mainly rednecks being stereotypes. The best part by far is how the army transports nuclear waste in a barrel on the back of a jeep by one guy in a t-shirt.
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Screenplay by Fester Smellman. Seems like a warning on the quality of the film.
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Hah! This is the first "obscure" movie I see commented by the Snob!
I only happen to remember exactly the same scenes shown here, except for one: I recall the rednecks using the waste barrel as still to make cheap liquor, and they were selling or giving it away to the locals.
I particularly remember the comic relief guy, as a kid I found him funny, but seeing him again...not so much.
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This is an awesome movie. It's intentionally this stupid. I think it's funny. One of my favourite Troma's in fact.
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Cool off on the Vampires Snob. What about Nosferatu, Vampyr, Nadja and Near Dark (with an Academy Award winning Director)? Also don't forget all the wonderful Vampire Films Hammer Studios has brought us.
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You didn't mention the scene where the "final girl" is raped by one of the zombies, and has his offspring inside her at the end of the film.
Also, you seem to confuse homosexuality with transsexuality; AFAIK, gay men don't see themselves as having "knockers".
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Thnx Brad, can't wait to see it. Sorry though it hasn't got a Huckleberry Finn character in it.
Hope you gonna give OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES the cinema Snob treatment soon.
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Did no one really point out the obvious here? One of the rednecks looks and sounds like a southern Sean Fausz! What the fuck!
Hilarious review, even if it dragged on about as much as the movie itself did.
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Hey, the Duke Nukem Forever game actually referenced a line from this movie. When Duke takes a piss, he says "This water sure is cold, and deep too". I immediately thought back to this review when I heard that line.
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"This water's cold and it deep too" Reference to an old Richard Pryor bit.
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. . . Wow, the movie mixed up gay and trans* people. And these movies seem to do that a lot. Yes, there are gay trans* people, but I get the feeling these movies aren't exactly socially aware enough for that to be an excuse. (Bonus points: if she was a transwoman, then that would actually make her straight. So they failed their joke either way.)
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