The Cinema Snob: The Big Box: "Deep Throat"

The Big Box: "Deep Throat"

The only Big Box VHS that's guaranteed to untangle your tingle.

Title Card by Richard Wesker!

Posted by thecinemasnob at 6/18/2010 7:08 PM

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6/18/2010 7:20 PM CalebTheTimeTraveler wrote:
I don't know if you saw it, but the Box for Saturday Night Porn has a girl sucking a dude's cock on it, without it boxed out or anything. I assume you did see it, because well... it's fairly obvious.
If you hadn't, then... well I caught it I guess...
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6/18/2010 7:22 PM Anonymous wrote:
Not to be a prude or anything, but are you sure you censored everything good? At around 2:35-ish, you might wanna go back and check.
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6/18/2010 8:14 PM The Goddamn Master wrote:
Nice to see even Vic's not immune to reviewing porn these days!
Also, I know you're probably sick to death of hearing this, but you're a lucky, lucky man, sir...
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6/18/2010 8:17 PM Shadow wrote:
I need that big box models number....KIDDING

Quiet Nicely done, and I thought for a second there i'd have to be a continuity alarm for you but you did point out that Deep Throat II is actuall Deep Throat III after the astonishingly baaaaaaaad thing they've done with Deep Throat Part II

And the thing with the banana....class act Vic
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6/18/2010 8:24 PM Redliph wrote:
"The movie has even gone on to spawn it's own energy drink... Who the hell would drink that?!"

I do believe we have our segway into the next episode of Brad Tries. At least I hope so, because now I am curious.
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6/18/2010 9:43 PM Hwaldar wrote:
Nice pull into the driveway at the beggining there. Hope that grass is ok.
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6/18/2010 9:45 PM LucasChad wrote:
I don't know if you had already heard of this, but I heard that Lindsey Lohan will play Lovelace in the new bio-pic Inferno scheduled for next year!

Now I don't know if she's right for the role nor if it might help her career.
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6/18/2010 10:10 PM Wolfie wrote:
That was hilarious
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6/18/2010 11:10 PM bob wrote:
Boy howdy, when I'm feeling tired and need a pick-me-up I know the first thing I think about is the lack of energy drinks with porn tie-ins. Forget catchy names alluding to some sort of electricity or animals, nothing says "get up and move" like a dong down your throat
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6/19/2010 12:09 AM shadowdancer21b wrote:
Jillian driving montage. Sweetness.
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6/19/2010 12:40 AM Arc wrote:
So this movie takes place in some alternate dimension where women can have orgasms?

Interesting...
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6/19/2010 12:57 AM LaziestManOnMars wrote:
I like 70's porn, but this movie is as arousing as a highway motorcycle accident.
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1. 6/19/2010 6:59 PM bren123 wrote:
  thats why they call em RUBBERneckers ahahahhahaaha
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6/19/2010 1:10 AM J.P. H wrote:
I just realized I must be gay.

I looked at the title of the new video, and then I thought, "Hey, I wonder where if Brad and crew got to Chick Fil-A" While knowing that the Big Box show promises seeing breasts.

What is wrong with me?
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6/19/2010 1:14 AM zoah wrote:
So, why isnt that chick like 1200 pounds? Obviously she would get off on anything she swallowed lol...
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6/19/2010 1:16 AM Olee wrote:
There's also a Deep Throat comic book that a buddy of mine did the artwork for.

http://illustrated1.deviantart.com/art/final-d-t-promo-88872212?q=1&qo=1
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1. 6/19/2010 11:11 PM Richard Wesker wrote:
  Dude, that is amazing!!! AWESOME!!!
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6/19/2010 2:40 AM glenn wrote:
The only good thing about 70s porn is the music.
Throbbing Gristle realised this with Hot On The Heels of Love.
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6/19/2010 3:01 AM CrimsonDusk wrote:
Great episode and loved the montage at the beginning.
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6/19/2010 3:04 AM mario v wrote:
hey was that a flcl poster in the background think i recognized the vespa
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1. 6/19/2010 12:23 PM MrsJzJones wrote:
  yes it is! i painted it myself
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6/19/2010 3:25 AM BlackStorme wrote:
I enjoy these big box reviews so much I cant wait for your next video.
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6/19/2010 3:37 AM Anonymous wrote:
BRAD, I was wondering don't you have a FAN ART section? Cause I was interested in drawing you one.
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6/19/2010 4:06 AM likalaruku wrote:
The redhead on the titlecard totally looks like Madonna in the 90s.

Thebig Boxmodel is a very unusual name.

Or possibly Deep Throwup Energy Drink.

This movie deserves an award for worst themesong ever.
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1. 6/19/2010 4:07 AM likalaruku wrote:
  Grrr... I ment blonde in red, not redhead.....
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  1. 6/19/2010 11:05 PM Richard Wesker wrote:
    Yeah, she does look like Madonna now that you mention it!
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6/19/2010 6:37 AM just some guy wrote:
oh my god, that ending....
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6/19/2010 6:59 AM glenn wrote:
All 70s porn looks like ABBA promo clips
crossed with RABID and SHIVERS. Except the music is much better and the films and the BODY HORROR are much more disturbing!
And is it just me who thinks that finding out that people did SEX in the past is just wrong! I prefer to believe that I was IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED!
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6/19/2010 8:47 AM Ryan wrote:
Hell yeah, Lust For Blacula!
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6/19/2010 2:47 PM David wrote:
oh no...the big box model can't orgasm. Whatever will you do Vic?
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6/19/2010 3:08 PM Swimbound wrote:
That title card is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
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1. 6/19/2010 11:02 PM Richard Wesker wrote:
  Haha, thanks! I had a blast drawing it!
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6/19/2010 4:03 PM executor wrote:
Jillina really "knocked the ball out of the park" in this one. Sexy and funny, great stuff, nice Opening-Hommage.

Like I read in some other comment "you're a lucky bastard", Snob!
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6/19/2010 9:03 PM ZolRoy wrote:
Ahhh damn it, I've never thought about Cher having sex until now, curse you!
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6/20/2010 1:36 AM skrag2112 wrote:
Your dirtiest review yet Brad. Personally, I never liked 'Deep Throat'. Linda Lovelace was just not good looking (and thats saying something compared to a lot of porn stars.) She looks like a crosseyed ferret.
I guess theres going to be a 'Brad Tries Deep Throat Energy Drink' in the future. I'm almost afraid what a drink named after a porno will taste like.
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6/20/2010 2:13 AM Ninjamohawk wrote:
Great new big box! I love the fooly cooly poster in that room. awesome.
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1. 6/20/2010 2:50 AM MrsJzJones wrote:
  thanks, but it's actually not a poster, it's a very large painting i painted. Glad you like it!
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6/20/2010 3:10 AM MetalheroDamien wrote:
Not only does it have an energy drink drink named after it, it also has a whistle blower for a little scandal...What was it called, Oceandoor?
XP
Seriously, I'm surprised that no one has commented on that yet...
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6/20/2010 9:03 AM TBird wrote:
You guys must have an interesting relationship. Most people couldn't get away with saying to their wife, "I'm watching vintage porn to get clips for my internet video. Say, you wanna deep throat a banana?"
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1. 6/20/2010 3:30 PM MrsJzJones wrote:
  actually the banana was my idea }
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  1. 6/21/2010 7:55 AM William wrote:
    I envy you Brad, I envy you.
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  2. 6/22/2010 8:20 PM TBird wrote:
    Actually I assume Brad's a class act, and wouldn't even suggest something if he thought you'd be uncomfortable with it. Vic on the other hand... well I'd keep an eye on him.
    
    I can't envy Brad because I have a woman I love but... damn.
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6/20/2010 2:22 PM Joe wrote:
I also have the Arrow pictures release of this on DVD. I had to pay forty dollars for it over at Priscilla's. It was worth it though. Just out of curiosity, does the big box version also have the bonus interview on there like the DVD does?
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6/21/2010 6:57 AM Sammantha wrote:
I noticed when Jillian's strap fell down it didn't censor out. But a few seconds later it had a box over it. Did she have a slip there or did you mean for it to be delayed
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6/22/2010 9:01 PM Chester N.T wrote:
Raciest big box yet!
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6/22/2010 9:14 PM Chris wrote:
Awesome as always ! I pretty much eagerly await each video you post and have yet to be disappointed. And, as others have already pointed out, your wife is smokin' hot and more importantly a great addition to your videos !
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6/23/2010 12:42 AM Scarlet wrote:
Porno titles are very amusing. Loved Vic's interpretation of each title. My buddies used to do the same with hentai titles. (ie: Anal Sanctuary: all about OCD clergymen)

We can has more vintage porn reviews?
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6/26/2010 3:12 AM glenn wrote:
I love old porn soundtracks. For decades the international sound of hardcore sleaze was the Yamaha organ playing elevator muzak!
I wonder who first heard that thin bland wavering sound and thought " Hey, this is really really erotic".
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8/10/2010 7:21 AM chris wrote:
about that not censored part he does say "but atleast you got the approval of jesus" im pretty sure it was intentional
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