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2/22/2010 5:17 AM
Anonymous wrote:
Wow didn't expect Bruno Mattei to use a pseudonym for directing this movie. Yeah it's sleazy and exploits nuns but I thought it looks pretty creepy and reminds me a little of Women's Camp 119. Probably he wasn't really proud of it.
Glad to see Jerrid on the other side of the camera and congratulations Brad in purchasing a new camera. The quality of your videos never bothered me at all because you guys are enjoyable to hear and watch discussing about movies. Can't wait for Hell of the Living Dead. Reply to this
2/22/2010 5:43 AM
GLKnight wrote:
I think you have a new shirt idea thanks to Jerrid!
2/22/2010 8:22 PM
shadowdancer21b wrote:
Nice. The music in this film was especially odd. Nice to see Jerrid in the discussion too. Reply to this
2/23/2010 1:03 PM
Black Jack Schule wrote:
It was cool to see Jerrid in front of the camera, he gave a refreshing view on the subject.looking forward to Hell of the Living Dead.Great review once again about an unfortunate trip down Memory Lane. The reviews keep getting funnier and funnier. Reply to this
2/24/2010 4:30 PM
torsoboy wrote:
That was in fact a child you were hearing in the background. We were at the bar a bit early so it was a fairly empty house with the exception of us, a few people sitting up at the bar, and a 60-ish guy that apparently brought his grandson to a bar. Kid could not have been older than 5. We asked the bartender about it and they told us that it's okay as long as he isn't served alcohol. I guess you learn something new each day.
2/24/2010 9:51 PMnoyer wrote:
I'm interested in what would have happened had the kid overheard the conversation your group was having!
"Grandpa, who is Bruno Mattei, and what is Nun-splotation?" Reply to this
2/25/2010 10:34 AM
torsoboy wrote:
I'm sure the kid could hear us, but probably had no idea what was being said. His grandfather on the other hand, he could tell exactly what was being said. Hell, we were only about 20 feet away. Sarah and I were in direct line of sight to the guy and every time I glanced over to him he was just throwing us straight hate-vision. At first I thought we should try and tone things down, but then I thought "Eh, fuck it." We're in a bar drinking and cursing, he's in here with a child, if someone's in the wrong it's not us. Reply to this
2/25/2010 1:52 PM
noyer wrote:
Agree in full. Not sure what the law is down there, but in Canada (well, Ontario), if it is a resturant/pub, kids are allowed in, but only in the resturant section. The actual bar however, not so much. Reply to this
2/24/2010 12:43 AMJames Bickert wrote:
I felt you needed a brief plot synopsis at the beginning to make it easier to follow your conversation. Jerrid should eat before sitting down to discuss the films, his constant munching, bad posture, bottled beer and unshaven face destroyed the classy irony you previously achieved. No offence meant Jerrid. I'm a complete slob too. Just minor criticisms. Still the best thing on the web. Reply to this
2/24/2010 3:24 AM
Nitpicker Nick wrote:
I agree. And what was with their half empty glasses on the table? For Christ's sake, refill your drinks BEFORE the episode. I can't concentrate if I see half empty glasses on the table. And I can clearly see that Brad didn't shave the day before. Clean up that 5 o'clock shadow. And why is Sarah wearing gloves on the inside of the bar? It makes no sense. Other than that, great stuff! Reply to this
2/24/2010 6:14 PM
Kayla wrote:
I laughed so hard after the scene where you see jean paulo whispering into a girls ear while watching two horses do the nasty...and then it cuts to brad saying "hey honey thats gonna be us later" and jillian shakes the camera left and right to signal to the audience "no Brad it is not"...sorry I pick up on random camera stunts like that. Kudos to you Jillian. Reply to this
Based on what little I could see of the background (and the description of what was not shown) I suspect the horse fucking footage was from Borowczyk's The Beast. Not that it matters, but I'm always willing to find a chance to plug that astonishing film.
And speaking of plugging (rimshot!) are you going to critique Porno Holocaust? Reply to this
Can't wait for "Hell of the Living Dead". That one is gonna be funny as hell. Reply to this
4/30/2010 12:35 PM
Devin wrote:
Actually Jerrid wasn't wrong, the rapists last name is Osio, and his first name is Gimpallo. Reply to this
7/13/2010 10:07 PM
Wolv42 wrote:
You guys were talking about Bruno switching hats/identities based on what's being asked, and all I could picture was Kevin Baugh in the Kickassia videos and his silly disguise. Made it awkwardly funnier. Reply to this
10/1/2010 10:07 AM
Imthemoon wrote:
So, I'm being told there's no playable file for this ep. I hope it's just a temporary thing on blips end. Reply to this
1/15/2012 3:53 PM
Kao wrote:
Hey Brad, Jerrid was right here, according to IMDB the main guy was called Giampaolo Osio... I figure Jerrid would like to know even if it's late. Reply to this
1/15/2012 6:12 PM
Scott wrote:
Jerrid remembered that there was a character named Osio, but they were talking about a different character. Reply to this
1/22/2012 12:09 PM
Kao wrote:
Well Jerrid said the main guy was Osio and he was right. The other claimed the main guy wasn't Osio. Reply to this
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Wow didn't expect Bruno Mattei to use a pseudonym for directing this movie. Yeah it's sleazy and exploits nuns but I thought it looks pretty creepy and reminds me a little of Women's Camp 119. Probably he wasn't really proud of it.
Glad to see Jerrid on the other side of the camera and congratulations Brad in purchasing a new camera. The quality of your videos never bothered me at all because you guys are enjoyable to hear and watch discussing about movies. Can't wait for Hell of the Living Dead.
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I think you have a new shirt idea thanks to Jerrid!
"Then who's Assio?!"
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I love it when I randomly visit the site, and boom, new Bruno Mattei show, good stuff as usual.
Can't wait for the next episode, Hell of the Living dead was my first Mattei experience.
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You guys weren't kidding about the soundtrack, that baby-havin' music was AWESOME!
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grate renfrence to cannibal faraxx
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"The bishop!"
Awesome Monty Python reference!
It was cool to see Jerrid in front of the camera, he gave a refreshing view on the subject.
looking forward to Hell of the Living Dead.
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For those of you who want to know who the nun of Monza really was and what this movie is a spoof of, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Betrothed_(Manzoni_novel)
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Fun video, can't wait for you guys to reach stuff like Double Target. ;D
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Nice. The music in this film was especially odd. Nice to see Jerrid in the discussion too.
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It was cool to see Jerrid in front of the camera, he gave a refreshing view on the subject.looking forward to Hell of the Living Dead.Great review once again about an unfortunate trip down Memory Lane. The reviews keep getting funnier and funnier.
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Was it just me, or did anyone else here a kid in the background during the round table?
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dang it, "hear" not "here"
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That was in fact a child you were hearing in the background. We were at the bar a bit early so it was a fairly empty house with the exception of us, a few people sitting up at the bar, and a 60-ish guy that apparently brought his grandson to a bar. Kid could not have been older than 5. We asked the bartender about it and they told us that it's okay as long as he isn't served alcohol. I guess you learn something new each day.
Side-note: Best Grandfather Ever!
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I'm interested in what would have happened had the kid overheard the conversation your group was having!
"Grandpa, who is Bruno Mattei, and what is Nun-splotation?"
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I'm sure the kid could hear us, but probably had no idea what was being said. His grandfather on the other hand, he could tell exactly what was being said. Hell, we were only about 20 feet away. Sarah and I were in direct line of sight to the guy and every time I glanced over to him he was just throwing us straight hate-vision. At first I thought we should try and tone things down, but then I thought "Eh, fuck it." We're in a bar drinking and cursing, he's in here with a child, if someone's in the wrong it's not us.
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Agree in full. Not sure what the law is down there, but in Canada (well, Ontario), if it is a resturant/pub, kids are allowed in, but only in the resturant section. The actual bar however, not so much.
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I felt you needed a brief plot synopsis at the beginning to make it easier to follow your conversation. Jerrid should eat before sitting down to discuss the films, his constant munching, bad posture, bottled beer and unshaven face destroyed the classy irony you previously achieved. No offence meant Jerrid. I'm a complete slob too. Just minor criticisms. Still the best thing on the web.
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I agree. And what was with their half empty glasses on the table? For Christ's sake, refill your drinks BEFORE the episode. I can't concentrate if I see half empty glasses on the table. And I can clearly see that Brad didn't shave the day before. Clean up that 5 o'clock shadow. And why is Sarah wearing gloves on the inside of the bar? It makes no sense. Other than that, great stuff!
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I laughed so hard after the scene where you see jean paulo whispering into a girls ear while watching two horses do the nasty...and then it cuts to brad saying "hey honey thats gonna be us later" and jillian shakes the camera left and right to signal to the audience "no Brad it is not"...sorry I pick up on random camera stunts like that. Kudos to you Jillian.
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Great job as usual guys!
Based on what little I could see of the background (and the description of what was not shown) I suspect the horse fucking footage was from Borowczyk's The Beast. Not that it matters, but I'm always willing to find a chance to plug that astonishing film.
And speaking of plugging (rimshot!) are you going to critique Porno Holocaust?
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Ha-ha! Wrong goblins, Jerrid.
Can't wait for "Hell of the Living Dead". That one is gonna be funny as hell.
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Actually Jerrid wasn't wrong, the rapists last name is Osio, and his first name is Gimpallo.
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You guys were talking about Bruno switching hats/identities based on what's being asked, and all I could picture was Kevin Baugh in the Kickassia videos and his silly disguise. Made it awkwardly funnier.
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So, I'm being told there's no playable file for this ep. I hope it's just a temporary thing on blips end.
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I think it is okay that young's are not allowed in bars, because they can drunk there and feel worst. Oferte aer conditionat
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Hey Brad, Jerrid was right here, according to IMDB the main guy was called Giampaolo Osio... I figure Jerrid would like to know even if it's late.
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Jerrid remembered that there was a character named Osio, but they were talking about a different character.
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Well Jerrid said the main guy was Osio and he was right. The other claimed the main guy wasn't Osio.
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