Alienator
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The Cinema Snob: Alienator
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haha I remember this from the VHS Dude. Great video
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You forgot to mention that the guy she sets on fire is Robert Quarry, a.k.a. Count Yorga.
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Wow Brad, you are full of surprises!
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Great review, as always. However, I'm pretty sure the "Nice driving, Mario" line is a reference to Mario Andretti... one of the most famous race car drivers of all time. I'm not a racing fan at all and that seemed pretty obvious to me. In any case, keep up the good work, man. I've been a fan since the YouTube days.
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"Hear the engines roar now!" Wow, this is the first time I've ever made out what the hell those lyrics are supposed to be.
(Owl in the window-- I see what you did there...)
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Fred Olen Ray is the master of shit. His movies make me physically ill. They elicit an irrational rage and hatred previously unknown to human kind.
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Genius man, just genius. I was wondering were the opening sequence was. That gave me a great laugh. Oh yeah and crap Joseph Pilato is this movie. Damn they really didn't know what to do with the actors they had.
Also the hunter/Alinator chick reminds me of the Nemesis movie series.
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I wonder whatever happened to Fred Olen Ray?
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An amazing introduction to an amazing review.
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Ha ha Wonderful! I have been waiting for you to review a Fred Olen Ray movie forever.
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Haha, I love the end segment. In Japan this was released as the sequel to Bruno Mattei's Terminator 2, so an unofficial, unrelated sequel to an unofficial, unrelated sequel.
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Fred Olen Ray has made heaps of fun films. Alienator isn't one of this best. His best films is a western called The Shooter. I suggest you check it out.
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Jan Michael-Vincent had a drinking problem around the time he made this movie. When he did Xtro 2, HB Davenport basically had to read the lines to him. It's just as likely that he probably just didn't care about the movie. Even more interesting is that Brinke Stevens actually liked working with him on Haunting Fear, so who knows.
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Fantastic job! Entertaining and hilarious. I like Leo Gordon too as the Colonel; he has the brawn to undercut the other actors. "His bones are from an accordion." Great!
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I think some of the audio is out on the film shots.
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*grin* funny shit. Excellent last scene with the Alienator getting shot in the head.
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dammit,the videos will STILL not work for me - I can watch blip on any other site BUT this one - I need my cinemasnob fix ASAP!!!
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This comment is directed towards Nathan.
If you can watch blip videos elsewhere you should go to their official website, after all they host all of the snobs work.
http://thecinemasnob.blip.tv/
http://blip.tv/file/2843290/
And as far as the video goes, man the very last scene had me laughing, great stuff.
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Haha, nice review. I hope I'll never have to watch this film
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Idiot control
Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires
I would have been great if this was somehow a sequel to Space Mutiny, and John Philip Law really was Calgon. Then Reb Brown may have had an appearance, which would have been the ultimate MST Trinity to appear in a movie since... well ever I think
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This thing probably could have been called Space Mutiny 2, but I imagine it would have been an insult to the original and Reb Brown, lol.
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I LOVE Reb! It is not too late for a comeback... we need his screams of victory now more than ever!
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If IMDb is to be believed, the guy's still in big shape.
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I've noticed that. Reb may have moved from a "dashing hero" stage to a "grizzled military officer" stage or even a "Seagal-esque ex-CIA" stage, but it doesn't really matter, since I'd watch my favorite B hero in anything.
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makes me glad i got into Mystery Science Theater recently. i get the jokes now lol. totally said "calgon take me away!" when i saw him. damn wheres Big Mclarge Huge when you need him..
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And Calgon will also keep your washing machine free of limescale (other descaling products are available).
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lol, great review. Man, I'm a sucker for bad movies, but even these I dont really want to see.
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He still hasn't reviewed Teenage Caveman. I'm pretty sure Larry Clark is going to hell for that abomination.
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That part with the accordion guy is classic, hahaha!
Great episode!
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You got me with the opening sequence gag. Bravo cinemasnob, you ingenious bastard!
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Hysterically funny review, one of the finest you've done.
I'm going to hazard a guess here... the Snob hates "Alienator", but Brad Jones has a rather grudging affection for it?
Glad to see you're getting into the world of Fred Olen Ray! Check out Biohazard and Alien Dead.
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Lol, i loved this one. I grew up on fred olan ray and bruno mattei films. Everything from Erotic Nights of the Living Dead to Evil Toons. Come to think of it, you should check that one out, FOR got a wild hair up his ass about making a horror version of who shot roger rabbit and combining it with a skin flick.... also SUPRISE DAVID CARRADINE! Clearly he holds some sort of carradine family secret.
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thanks for the advice ZolRoy - but believe it or not I tried watching the clips directly from the blip site & still get the same fucking spinning circle in the middle and no video or sound...even Angry Video Game Nerd's videos were perfectly - FUCK BLIP!!!
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oh yeah,and I tried watching other videos through the site as well...worked like a charm,what a PoS
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well,I had to use the god awful internet explorer browser but I got it working...ahhhh,the sacrifices to getmy snob fix lol
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I think "Mario" was a reference to the race car driver Mario Andretti", who was famous in the 70's and early 80s. Also poor Jan Michael Vincent, drank himself into another cinema classic. I am surprised the MST3K guys didn't cover this one. They might have been laughing too hard.
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I remember in the final days of Jan-Michael Vincent an interview he did with Howard Stern proclaiming to the world.."I DIDN'T STOMP NO KITTY!" I couldnt stop laughing for days
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I just looked it up, he still lives! But after alcoholism and a SERIES of auto-accidents, including one that broke three vertebrae in his neck, he doesn't act anymore. He did appear in a film after that accident, and even still had his hospital bracelet on while filming it.
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That's an absurd-looking bounty-hunter. However slick the design may have looked on paper, those things sticking out the bustier totally ruin it.
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Oh jeeze! However did they get the Alienator actor into that silly getup is beyond me.
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Great review.
So... when are you going to have a Fred Olen Ray week, month or even a year? 'Cos I'd be there for you...
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Love the "Pod People" reference, but you should have cut back to yourself wearing a shirt that says"I'm a Virgin."
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Guess Alienator got her gun from The Galaxy Invader.
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Opps, my huge mistake. I meant "Night Beast." Had the wrong Don Dohler film in mind. For those who have not seen it, Night Beast's gun can make cars and people disintegrate, but not stone and wood.
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Maybe the Mario line was referencing Mario Andretti.
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This is a terrible movie but I think ol' freddy outdoes it with "Jacko". It's another one of those video stores that he managed to con most of the video stores in the country into buying and it's just a whole 'nother level of bad. I'm not sure if you'd call it "Shot on Shitteo" but it looks like they filmed it using the same stock and set as one of those after school specials about how not to get pregnant-herpe-baby-AIDS. He pulls a "Godfrey Ho" with Cameron Mitchell and John Carradine and the rest of the cast listing may as well read "Beaver Teeth", "Lazy Eye", and "Autistic Boy"
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when he said mario he was talking about Mario andretti he's an Italian stock car racer.
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I think he ment Mario Andretti, who was a famous Formula One and IndyCar driver when he said Way-ta-go Mario
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Were can I get a copy of that awesome 'Idiot Control Now' song
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I wish John Philip Law would've stood toe to toe with the Alienator, pulled a gun and said "Take this, you space bitch"! To be honest, I'd rather watch 10 Fred Olen Ray films to 1 Bruno Mattei film. Sorry, I find Mattei to be that damn awful.
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OMG! I own that Possessed by the night film, my brother gave it to me, I have no idea where he got it, I tried to watch it once but I gave up one third into the movie or some.
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One of my favourite reviews here, and I actually bought this film off the back of it. I used to see all the time in the old video store we used to have here. Gotta say,I enjoyed it alot and would probably say it's my favourite Fred Olen Ray movie.
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Dude that was a more epic review than the VHS DUDE. You need to review more of Fred Olen Ray's movies, including that EVIL TOONS flick.
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Whaddya think?
*OK sign* It stinks!
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I think he was referring to Mario Andretti the race car driver when he hit the guy in the RV.
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So sad to see JMV in such a movie. Must have been the drugs.
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Oh dear God, is that bounty hunter the same "actress" as the one who played Sukra in that horrible Sinbad movie with Lou Ferrigno!? Save me!
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...what?
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I believe "Mario" is a reference to racing legend Mario Andretti.
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good to know that I wasn't the only one that was bugged by the fact that The Departed showed the title card 20 minutes into the movie. And yes, it is distracting.
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Nice review, quite funny. I actually had a little fun watching this movie; not only did it have John Philip Law and Hoke Howell, but it's probably got the creepiest Ross Hagen performance I've heard. Seriously, I never knew Vince Rommel could sound so evil.
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Poor John Philip Law. It's a bad sign when your career plateau consists of Barbarella, Diabolik and Skidoo.
Are you absolutely sure that the Alienator "herself" [wink, wink] isn't actually played by a man in drag?
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when the nerd says "oh great mario" its actually a referance to mario andretti the famous formula one race car driver
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